} Well, that depends on who you want to tell. The easiest way is to walk
} up to the person and say, "I am male," or, "I am female," as the case
} may be. If, however, the person is not within walking distance, use the
} telephone to call them and say the appropriate phrase.
} If you wish to tell many people, try skywriting. Or, alternatively, you
} could post to rec.humor, comp.lang.c, or some other newsgroup read by
} many people, telling them that you are male (or female). Note that
} alt.sex would probably be the most appropriate newsgroup.
} The easiest people to tell are the consultants. Just type 'tell' at any
} UNIX prompt, or mail to user 'tell'. See the man page tell(1) for more
} You owe the Oracle one stupid answer. The Oracle has BSed.