> From New York ("May we check your bags?") it's Late Night, with
> David Letterman! Dave's guest tonight is the Usenet Oracle!
> Also, Paul Shafer and the World's Most Dangerous Band.
> And now, Mr. Wardrobe himself, it's David Letterman!
> <Music, applause>
> DL: Hello, how are you, nice to see you. (Please excuse me
> while I take a moment to enjoy my jacket. Ah...)
> Ladies and Gentlemen, you could not have chosen a more
> entertaining program to view right there in the comfort
> of your own home. Tonight, we have the Usenet Oracle
> with us, and we'll be bringing out the Oracle in just a
> moment. But first, please say hello to our friend Paul
> Shafer. Paul...
> PS: Thank you Dave, thank you. Dave, I can't tell you how
> excited I am that the Usenet Oracle is here.
> DL: I know what you mean, Paul. Paul, do you have a question
> for the Oracle?
> PS: Well Dave, I was going to ask the Oracle what the heck
> do I have to do to get a show of my own. Ha ha, just
> kidding Dave.
> DL: Very funny Paul. You know Paul, you can be replaced by
> a fifty buck Casio, you know.
> Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest has been gracing
> us mere mortals with wisdom for many years now. Please
> welcome the all-know, all-seeing, Carnak the Magnificent!
> Heh heh, just kidding. Here now, ladies and gentlemen,
> the Usenet Oracle!