} The book of Mormon was orginally written by Joseph Smith, founder of the
} Mormon church. What most people DON'T know, however, is that what is
} today known as the book of Mormon bears little resemblance to the
} It seems that Smith was not the stern, God-fearing man he is thought to
} be. In fact, just prior to taking his flock to Utah, Smith spent about
} six months in Jamaica, where, in a drug-crazed orgy, he hit upon his
} central philosphy: "More, Mon!!" By that, he meant, "more dope, more
} women, more booze" etc. In actuallity, Mormons used to be real party
} animals. Alas, they started to mainstream when Utah became a state, and
} went a little to far to become "decent folk" The last holdout was
} polygamous marriages, the only way a guy could acceptably hold an orgy
} in this country.
} They knew a good thing when they had it.