} You are missing a letter. It's FOOD, not FOO. Computer scientists,
} being unable to get sex, are concerned mainly with food -- and they
} prefer all-you-can-eat arrangements, sometimes called smorgasbords,
} except that computer scientists can't spell either, so they call them
} FOOD BARs. Some computer scientists like to drink, so they separated
} off the BAR part.
} You owe the oracle:
} - Fifteen hamburgers with cheddar cheese and tomato and pickles
} - Two hundred and eighteen large french fries, with salt and vinegar,
} and if you miscount them I'll boil you in taco sauce
} - that reminds me, also bring eighty-one chicken and bean tacos, and
} some good taco sauce. lots of good taco sauce.
} - and a large layer cake, chocolate frosting, with the words "Oracle,
} Oracle, So Wonderful The Oracle that the Sun is about to perform
} Fellatio on you" in green frosting.
} - yeah, and about four quarts of chocolate ice cream
} - and a couple of pounds of salted peanuts, and a keg of Bass Ale.
} - Oh, while you're at it, five or six roast chickens. No, make that
} Peking Ducks. With tabasco sauce and catsup.
} - And a few pounds of mashed potatoes and marshmallow gravy would be
} good too.
} - Yeah, and while you're at it, I don't want to die of malnutrition.
} Sixteen pounds of broccoli, steamed, and two boiled cabbages ought
} to do it. With hollandaise sauce. Gotta make it edible some how.
} - Yeah, and a great big vat of cinnamon sugar applesauce.
} - And you'd better remember the saltines, or I'll cut your head off
} and feed it to ... well ... me.