} Since there is no one way to go about getting rid of a wombat that is
} better than any other, I will give you a sampling of the equally
} successful solutions provided by many celebrities, dead and otherwise
} (since communication with the dead is no problem for my infinite
} communicative capabilities).
} Dr. Seuss: "Quick, Henry, the Flit!"
} Lewis Carroll: "One-two! One-two! And through and through
} The vorpal sword went snicker-snack
} The beast was dead, and with its head
} He went galumphing back."
} The NRA, any member: "Shewt the varmint."
} Rube Goldberg: "...and bounces off F, the trampoline, to land on G,
} which turns on the bunsen burner, causing the cat H to jump up in the
} air and land on I, the naugahyde hassock..."
} George Bush: "Well, y'can't solve a problem by throwing money at it...
} I recommend we cut taxes on the rich, which will increase investment in
} anti-wombat equipment corporations."
} Dan Quayle: "A wombat is a terrible thing to waste. What's a wombat?"
} Marcel Marceau: ""
} You owe the Oracle Crocodile Dundee's knife.