} Fish-net Oracle presents :*The Exciting Adventures of Fish Gordon part
} [Queen play theme music "FISH - Ahhhhh, saviour of the Tuna-verse
} FISH - Ahhhhh, it's a Mackerel" ]
} In the last scalebiting episode, Fish Gordon was facing his arch enemy,
} Herr-Ing the Merciless, and a whole school of his heartless shellfish
} minions. "blub glub" gloated Herr-Ing, "blooob glug glug floob /-ere
} are the sodding subtitles ?! That's better. We've got you, Gordon!
} Surrender or it's bye bye swim bladder!"
} "Hah" said Gordon "You may have the crabs, Herr-Ing, but I'm not
} scared." "I knew you wouldn't disappoint me" quoth Herr-Ing, "Forward,
} men, pincer movement!". Fish swam his ground as the legion of
} crustaceans swept sideways towards him, a cunning gleam in his eye.
} Suddenly, with a dashing swish of the tail, he propelled himself upward
} towards a small dangling object. "You fool!" bubbled Herr-Ing "No-one
} has ever survived the dreaded hook-thingy!" Gordon, unswayed, swam
} straight for the gleaming object with a maggot on it, and took a firm
} bite. Instantly, he felt himself pulled upward with staggering force,
} just avoiding the snatching crab claws below. "Joe! Joe! I've hooked a
} big one!" yelled Hank, straining at his rod and madly winding his reel.
} With a struggle, he dumped the fish in his landing net. "Well I'll
} be!" said Joe "A forty poun' Mackerel!"
} "Forty one, actually" hissed Gordon.
} "Holy s**t!! He spoke!!" The two bent over Gordon, in awe and shock.
} "Yes." said Gordon "For I am Fish Gordon, mutant mackerel of many
} I can tap-dance, I can sing, I can save the Ocean from evil Herr-Ing,
} I can slay my enemies, like lambs to the slaughter, but I can't
} sodding well breathe out of water. THROW ME BACK BEFORE I
} "No can do, pal" said Joe, "We're both kinda hungry, y'see."
} "Ah.." said Gordon "then perhaps you'd like to know how I got mutated"
} "Why'd we wanna know that ?"
} "Well, a few years back when I was a normal mackerel, I accidentally
} swam past this bunch of containers on the sea bed. They were bubbling,
} and one of them was marked somewhat cryptically :'*UCL*AR W*STE'.
} Strange story, huh ?"
} [Pause] [SPLASH!!]