} Why, one has to go to the Oracle University, which is a member of the
} Professional Career College Consortium (PCCC). Among other illustrious
} colleges in this consortium are Hamburger Univeristy, the McDonalds
} College to learn how to run a Golden Arches franchise. There is also
} the Diesel Motor Institute and the Truck Driving Acad.
} Oracle University is a strange place. Students are known for their
} pranks, which has included making themselves invisible and doing a panty
} raid in the Delta Delta Delta sorority house.
} Oracle students have also had the skill to predict what questions will
} appear on a professor's test. However, they still manage to fail most
} of the time.
} Everyone at this university is a direct descendant of Apollo, so they
} are all Greeks. Thus, they all joined fraternities. Some of the more
} notable frats and sororities at OU are Sigma Epsilon Chi (SEX), Gamma
} Alpha Psi (GAY, for members of the Gay alliance- you know how those
} greeks can get sometimes.). However, a splinter fraternity from Sigma
} Epsilon Chi was formed, the Beta Iota chapter (BI-SEX), and that is the
} largest coed fraternity in the world.
} Other frats include Phi Upsilon Kappa (Phuk), and of course Phi Alpha
} Gamma, which include some former members of Gamma Alpha Psi. (PhAG)...
} Other frats are Gamma Kappa Epsilon (Like TeKE, but GeKE)....
} Other frats are too numberous to mention.
} What else happens at the oracle university? Well, ocassionally they
} cross register in a class at Hamburger U, and are always able to predict
} that they will burn their hamburgers and fries. They do.
} The football team is called the O's, and they always score 0 points,
} and they know what the score that they will lose by.