} It appears I'm going to have to consult legal help. I know....
} God: Hello?
} Oracle: Hey God, it's me again.
} God: Hm? Oh, yes, Oracle, how's it hangin'?
} Oracle: Look, I can't talk now, the reason why I called is that I'm
} getting into legal trouble for all my <ZOT>ing. I figured I'd consult
} the best legal help available.
} God: Ah, I see.
} Oracle: Connect me to Alan Dershowitz, would you?
} God: Right away. Let's see, this plugs in to...
} Alan: God?
} Oracle: No, this is the Oracle. I have a serious legal problem, so I
} had God patch me in through his direct line.
} Alan: Oh, alright. This better be important, I'm missing Welcome Back
} Oracle: It is...look, some weenies in California are trying to take
} away my ability to <ZOT> by filing some kind of injunction.
} Alan: I see. Where are you residing?
} Oracle: I am everywhere, I see every...
} Alan: C'mon, quit toying with me, chucklehead.
} Oracle: Uh, Indiana.
} Alan: Right. Do you own anything in Texas?
} Oracle: Yeah, I have a hotel room there, but I only live there a week
} out of the year, for political reasons.
} Alan: Well, there you go. Reroute all of your <ZOT>s through your
} "place of residence" in Texas. Down there, "He needed <ZOT>ing" is an
} acceptable defense for <ZOT>ing anyone you choose.
} Oracle: Really? I didn't kno....oh, I mean "I KNEW THAT"
} Alan: Yeah, right. And God doesn't need legal advice.
} Oracle: Thanks, bud. I'll send you a cookie.
} Alan: Thanks, I'll send you a bill.
} Oracle: Later....
} As a payment for bothering the Oracle, oh California ninny, I only ask
} you stand still while I rain upon you the biggest, flashiest, most
} impudent <ZOT> ever to come from Indiana via the Lone Star state.
} Because you, supplicant, need <ZOT>ing.