} Ladies and gentlemen, it is my distinct honor and privelige to
} introduce our guest manifestation for this evening, direct from a Red
} Eye flight from Vegas, put your hands together for....Mr. Francis!
} Albert! Sinatra! Whooo.....!
} Tell me, baby, that you need me,
} Tell me, baby, that you think *POW* I'm *POW* fine.....
} Seal that letter with E-Kisses,
} And send it down that kooky Usenet line....!
} Ask me any question you desire,
} Ask me anything you want *POW* to *POW* know
} Just stick that crazy 'tellme' in that header, doll,
} So the kooky mail daemon can tell it where to goooooo!
} 'Tellme' ain't no question,
} Unless preceded by 'Can you' with a question mark at the ennnnnnd....!
} *BA-DUMP BUMP BUMP BUP DA DAAAAH! BA-DUMP BUMP BA DAAAH!*
} I have a suggestion,
} Why don't you have your next letter proofread by a personal
} friennnnnnd! *BA-DUMP BUMP BUMP BUP BA DA DAAAAH! BA-DUMP BUMP BA DA
} And then SEND! that crazy E-Mail to me,
} Send me that E-Mail, I'll respond *POW* in *POW* time!
} Just stick that nutty 'tellme' in that header, doll,
} And send it down that kooky Yoo! Snet! Line......!
} *APPLAUSE* Mr. Frank Sinatra, ladies and gentlemen! Big round of
} applause! Much appreciated, Mr. Sinatra, thank you very much.
} FRANK: No problem, Orrie baby. Hey, tell that nutty supplicant he
} owes you an autographed copy of my Best Of album, okay?
} You bet, Frank. You heard the man, supplicant.