} Sometimes, a rock singer will be attacked, either personally or
} physically, by a certain person. This singer will then write a
} song that attacks that person right back again. This is known as
} Grudge Rock.
} Oh, GRUNGE Rock! Sorry.
} O listen mortal to the ruminations and rumblings of the mighty
} Once upon a time, there was a little girl who lived at
} the edge of a big wood. Her parents always told her, 'Never go
} into the forest!' At breakfast, they would say, 'Never go into
} the forest!' At lunch, they would say, 'Never go into the
} forest!' At supper, they would say, 'Never go into the forest!'
} At bedtime, after her story, her daddy would always say, 'Never
} go into the forest!' So the little girl never ever thought of
} going into the forest.
} One day, a big bad old wolf was wandering near the edge
} of the forest when he heard the girl's mother saying, 'Never go
} into the forest!' When the little girl asked why, the mother
} said, 'There are big bad old wolves in the forest and they will
} eat you up if you go there!' So the big bad old wolf thought to
} himself, 'I'll show her, I'll go right out of this forest and eat
} the girl up and then I'll eat the mother too.' But when he tried
} to leave the forest, the girl's father saw him and chased him
} away with a hatchet.
} Now, this old fox was cunning. He though of a new way to
} get near enough the little girl to eat her: he would find a big
} round rock, and roll it in front of him, very slowly, out of the
} forest. The man would surely never suspect a big rock of
} concealing a fox!
} So the cunning old fox found himself a big rock and
} rolled it to the edge of the forest, then got behind it and
} slowly pushed it into the farm. The man, however, suspected the
} fox, and came up behind him with the hatchet, and chopped off his
} head. The woman came up to the rock and said, 'This would be a
} nice addition to our rock garden.' She rolled it to the garden,
} but it was too dirty to look nice. She tried to clean it off,
} but the dirt was caked in. So even to this day, in the front
} garden of that old family, there sits the original Grunge Rock.