} Oh, we can do anything we want now! Let's have a party! You bring the
} snacks: fifteen bags of potato chips, ten bags of corn chips, eight
} bags of wheat chips, seven bags of barley chips, six bags of rye chips,
} five bags of rice chips, four bags of noodle chips, three bags of
} sauerkraut chips, two bags of marshmallow chips, and fifty-three bags of
} okra-n-blasphemy chips. I'll bring the drinks: seventeen bottles of
} coke, sixteen bottles of cherry coke, fifteen bottles of apple coke,
} thirteen bottles of lemon coke, eleven bottles of grapefruit coke, ten
} bottles of cabbage coke, nine bottles of pea coke, eight bottles of
} whiskey coke, six bottles of sauerkraut coke, five bottles of broccoli
} coke, four bottles of iodine coke, three bottles of badger's blood coke,
} two bottles of cyanide coke, and one bottle of hot water with small
} unidentifiable, partially decomposed objects floating in it for people
} who can't handle coke.
} But the two of use won't make nearly enough of a party. We'll need some
} more people. Danny Quayle is a good choice. He'll bring the booze. I
} don't want to give him a shopping list, because he can't read. Tell him
} to go down to "Mr. Alcohol-Induced Dementia", and have him buy one of
} everything. That'll be good. Liisa had better be there too. She can
} bring the peanut butter and the whips. We'll get all the Usenet Oracle
} regulars there!
} This sounds really great! Thanks for thinking of i!