} While normally the Mighty Oracle would zot you intooblivion for
} daring to suggest quality control problems in the Oracle's
} responses, the fact of the matter is (and keep this under your
} hat, favoured supplicant, we don't want a panic) there have been
} some problems.
} You see, the Great Oracle got a little carried away with
} the NAFTA treaty, and decided to contract out some work to a
} Mexican firm who specialized in divinations and handbag
} manufacture, which would ease up the Oracle's workday a bit. The
} Net's been growing, you know. Unfortunately, the Oracle has now
} learned (Yes, I'm omniscient, but things still sometimes slip My
} mind) that the Mexican firm had hired not soothsayers, but those
} damn infinite monkeys with their infinite typewriters, who were
} answering supplicants essentially randomly. However, the company
} failed to realise that no matter how low the per monkey salary
} is, if you have infinite monkeys you also have an infinitly large
} payroll (not to mention a need for infinite bananas), and they
} have since gone bankrupt.
} Service should return to normal shortly.
} You owe the Oracle a book on contract law and a good lawyer.