} You are totally and utterly confused! Cool people are completely
} sane, well-balanced and generally untroubled by fears, insecurities
} and personal eccentricities that afflict everyone else. Cool people
} are not afraid of dogs. They get along well with machines. They
} never abuse power. They like themselves - all the time. They are
} never bossy or aggressive. They don't nag. They know how to take
} a joke. These people do nothing to excess. No, nothing. They have
} no bad habits, no weakness, no little fetishes. They are always
} methodical and logical. Reasonable, even. Yes, these are people
} who open every piece of correspondence they receive immediately and
} pay all accounts promptly.
}
} Isn't that incredible? Perfect, completely sane and rational human
} beings. The rest of humanity is so uncool. The problem is that there
} is precisely zero cool people in the entire world. No cool people on
} the planet Earth! That's right. It seems just incredible, considering
} The Renaissance, The Age of Reason, Sigmund Freud and executive toys!
} Personally, I'm amazed there are so many.
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