} Historians studying that long ago time, are divided on this issue.
} The first group, realizing that technology was very advanced, believes
} that Obi-Wan Kenobe was the mother, and that she had a sex change as
} was required by the sexist Jedi Knights before becoming one.
} Others believe that Yoda's wife, Yodette (Also known as
} YodalYodalLeiaWho, notice the third name) had an affair with Anakin.
} Yoda was so enraged that he attacked Anakin, maiming him, and forcing
} him to don a Black mask, and join the dark side of the force, the Jedi
} Other possibilities include Jabba the Hut's wife, Pizza Hut, and
} Chewbacca's wife, Chewin-Tobacco.
} What happened to this mysterious Lady? The third group has an
} explanation. It is believed that Anakin had an affair with Amy
} Fisher (was Carrie Fisher named after her?), and that Amy Fisher
} killed Anakin's wife.
} You owe the Oracle a '94 Buick Imperial Walker.
} Lord Beefus, mouthpiece of the Oracle!