} Unfortunately, no man has ever lived to report on the most intense such
} experience, but the Oracle sees much and is aware of all.
} Many unlikely variables must come together (no pun intended) to provide
} the ultimate experience. The male in question must be exactly 19 years
} of age and in excellent physical condition. He must be at Hersheypark,
} in Hershey, Pennsylvania; the scent of chocolate should be in the air.
} He should be accompanied by a young lady of between 17 and 20 years of
} age, who is also in excellent physical condition. The pair cannot have
} known each other for more than one week. The male must not know what he
} is doing; he must be a virgin. The female MUST know what she is doing.
} The couple must ride the "Cyclops" -- and the female must decide that it
} is the perfect place to engage in sexual intercourse. The decision must
} be completely spontaneous; any forethought will greatly reduce the
} intensity of the experience. Ideally, the male should not even be aware
} that the female is sexually active.
} The "Cyclops" provides a unique motion, as well as several physical
} sensations. In order, they are: speed, positive gravity, height,
} disorientation, negative gravity, and dizziness. The male must climax
} on the "upstroke" of the ride, when the couple's car is on the way up
} and penetration is deepest. The climax will then last until the couple
} is upside-down, and then end when negative gravity takes over.
} It is true that several men have died during this experience (of massive
} heart failure). Park officials are concerned, but do not wish to post a
} warning sign at the ride's entrance; after all, it IS a family park.