> Dear Oracle:
> By way of introduction, I am a professor of physics at Stanford
> University. During my vacation in Hawaii, I decided to take a 3-hour
> whale-watching tour. A sudden squall appeared, blowing us rather
> severely off course, and we have found ourselves stranded on an
> uncharted island.
> I have six companions in this crisis: the brave but ineffectual ship's
> captain, his bumbling mate, a campy harlot who claims to star in 'cult'
> films, a naive midwestern farmgirl, an arrogant snob who made a fortune
> in oil, and his self-absorbed wife.
> While poking around the island's lagoon, I found a transmission line
> with an Ethernet transciever on the end. Using coconut silk and some
> fire coral, I was able to fashion a primitive PowerBook. The mail
> utility works fine, although I seem to be unable to get Mosaic running.
> What should I do now?