} The chemical composition of Dr. Pepper has been a closely
} guarded secret for many a year.
} Unfortunately, until Dr. Pepper himself passed away, there was
} nothing decisive that could be done to refute the rumors, and
} bring the truth into the light.
} According to the autopsy (file #2893x3a) the corpse, err, I mean
} subject, was found to be almost 95% water. The rest was a confusing
} jumble of iron, b vitamins, c vitamins, muscle, protein, bone,
} and red and white corpuscles.
} In fact, the autopsist herself was quite surprised that she was unable
} to distinguish Dr. Pepper's corpse from that of the corpse on the next
} table, by any significant factors.
} The Oracle is happy to finally put the rumors, and the corpse, to rest.
} You owe the Oracle a kick in the pants.