} Oh good, Tonto, you finally made it! Look, you've got to get me
} out of these ropes. I tried sending Silver for help but it was no
} Hmmm? What happened? Well, as I was riding, these Apaches
} ambushed me. The chief said they were going to kill me, but before
} I died I could have three requests. So naturally I asked to talk
} to Silver. I whispered in his ear what I wanted and he flew off
} like a flash. About an hour later, he came back with this really
} stacked blonde. The chief liked that, so he let me borrow his
} So after a great night, I asked to talk to Silver. Silver again
} rode off, and this time he returned with a redhead. Once again,
} the chief smiled, gave me his teepee, and I had a great night.
} The next day, I asked to talk to Silver again, and spelled out what
} I wanted in a little more detail. Silver this time returned with a
} stunning brunette. I was pissed; I yelled at Silver, "Dammit, I
} said a posse!"
} Anyway, now that you're here, will you get me off of this ant hill?
} No! You can't lick the honey off of me; you know you'd have to
} grovel to do that, but you know how you hate that! Hmph.
} You owe the Oracle a silver bullet.