} The Church, eh? Well, they're in competition with me, but I'll answer
} your question anyway, since
} a) you groveled pretty well (relatively speaking, of course. Back in
} the old days... well, don't get me started... I'd probably segue into
} how I used to... well, nevermind.), and
} b) This gives me a chance to expose them as the brainwashing cult of
} evil that they are, spreading their vines of putrescence everywhere.
} Oops! SubGenius, not Scientology. Sorry, nevermind part b.
} Bill is not the Anti-Bob, since he's not trying to be Bob. If you
} install MS Bob on your machine, however, it BECOMES the Anti-Bob.
} Role-play accordingly.
} And since this is the Anti-Bob, you can tell it's clearly not the
} Second Coming of Bob...
} The smiley face doesn't smoke a pipe for one obvious reason. His mouth
} is a line, and the pipe wouldn't fit.
} My name isn't Bob, so your next question requires no answer.
} Well, the Church of the SubGenius is generally nice about their
} trademark, and they allowed Microsoft royalty-free use of the name
} before they realized Bob's true nature. They were deceived into
} thinking Bob was going to be a program for distribution and cutting of
} slack. Unfortunately, allowing its use is irrevocable without some
} heavy legal guns.
} What does BOB think of all this? Well, I went over and asked him. It
} went a little like this. Roll the tape, Scott.
} O: So, Bob, a supplicant has asked me what you think of Microsoft Bob.
} So, tell me, what do you think of Microsoft Bob?
} B: Well, I believe that it's doomed to failure, ridicule, and GPFs,
} since it's the Anti-Me.
} O: Thanks, Bob.
} B: Tell your supplicant he should get a copy of Linux if he wants to
} escape the Anti-Me.
} O: Sorry, I don't do product endorsements, and neither should you.
} B: Oh, yeah.
} What's it all mean? It means that the Anti-Bob is doomed to failure,
} ridicule, and GPFs. You owe the Oracle a copy of The Book of the
} SubGenius, since it and my copy of Microsoft Bob annihilated each other
} when I accidentally let them touch.