} Ah, yes, the Delphi Priestesses. There are three. They are Hewey,
} Dewey, and Muhammed Ali Akrabar Jamal Angelina Franchesca Bobesca Fo
} Fanna III (but she goes by Sue). I know the 3 well. Chances are that
} your friend is having trouble because those 3 are always getting into
} some sort of mess. Hewey is dating this schmuck from AOL, and let me
} tell you, he is a schmuck. And I don't know why she stays with him
} (well, I do, but that is another question, another time). I mean, he's
} unemployed, he has no money, except what he makes from his Spam deals
} (did you know that Spam is outlawed in Columbia), which isn't much,
} since what he charges is far more than anyone is willing to pay for
} wanna-be meat. She can usually be found at his house. Unfortunately,
} he doesn't have a phone.
} The priestess Dewey is a charming lass. Once Bob, one of the Delphi
} Priests, he underwent a sex change operation as he became attracted to
} the copy boy, Matt, at work. The operation was a success, and he/she
} and Matt got together and got married. Later, Matt ended up walking
} out on him/her, citing the fact he had discovered he was gay.
} Coincidentally, he ran off with a guy named Bob. Finding this out,
} Bob/Dewey went crazy, became a mindless, drooling vegetable, and is now
} doing scripts for Warner Bros. in L.A., California.
} The only other priestess is Sue. She is closer to normal than her
} co-Priestesses, and her pager number is 867-5309. If you can't reach
} her that way, stand on your head, say "Beetlejuice" 3 times, and cut
} down the mightiest tree in the forest...with a herring. That should
} get her attention, and your friend can then proceed with her as she
} You owe the Oracle a shrubbery.