} The house that Jack built? Well, sit right down, and you'll hear a
} tale, a tale of a fateful trip, that started....Sorry - got a little
} sidetracked there, been watching too many reruns...Gee whiz that Ginger
} is one hot mama....Oh, yeah, thats right, you want to know where the
} house that Jack built is presently residing.
} When Jack began building his domicile, he had just inherited about 10
} acres smack dab in the middle of a Kansas wheatfield. Being a rather
} complacent fellow, Jack failed to investigate the reason why there was
} a foundation already built, without a house on top. Just taking it for
} granted that the gods above were smiling upon him, he began to assemble
} his house.
} Jack hammered away for a long time, building his dreamhouse in the
} middle of Kansas, and when he completed it, as you may have already
} guessed, a tornado came and took his house away. Being a rather
} thrifty fellow, Jack went running after it, however, there was a
} candlestick in the way that our nimble and quick hero had to jump over
} in his house chase. After jumping over the candlestick, Jack ran into
} a girl named Jill, who went running after the house with him.
} Well the tornado left the house that Jack built on top of a well, on
} the top of a hill. However, when Jack and his new wife Jill went up
} the hill, the tornado took the house again... and you know what
} happened to Jack and Jill.
} After their stay in the hospital, Jack and Jill got a divorce, (they
} couldn't work together). Jill got the car, and Jack got the house (if
} only he knew where it was). Anyway after a long journey involving
} several giants, a pair of seven league boots, and some princesses, Jack
} got a hold of some magic beans and planted them. After the beanstalk
} grew, Jack diligently climbed the beanstalk, went into the Giant's
} castle, stole the magic harp. While running away from the giant, upon
} the clouds, there sat his house, where the tornado had finally left it.
} Jack exclaimed "There's no place like home, and home is where the harp
} is!" while he rushed inside.
} The Giant, already mad at Jack for the horrid puns, stepped on the
} house that Jack built and squished it flat.
} The answer to your question is: On the bottom of the Giant's sandle.
} You owe the Oracle a subscription to Fractured Fairie Tayles.