} In the Beginning, there was no Life. In fact, there was nothing.
} And the Oracle said, "Let there be Cheerios." And lo, there were
} Cheerios, and they were round and toasted. And the Oracle looked
} down upon what he had created, and lo, it was good.
} The next day came, and the Oracle thought, "Lo, the Cheerios are
} good, but they are crunchy and dry." So the Oracle said, "Let there
} be milk." And Milk poured from the heavens, and lo, it was good.
} On the third day, the Oracle looked down, and saw that something was
} missing. There were no young priests. And the Oracle saw that to have
} young priests, he must have sugar to fuel them. So the Oracle said,
} "Let there be Life." And lo, there was Life, and it was sprinkled in
} cinnamon and sugar, and it was good.
} And so, there were young priests, and the Oracle spake unto them,
} saying "You live in the Garden of Cereal, and you may eat of any tree,
} save one. You must not eat of the tree of Trix, lest ye die."
} And so the priests lived, in happy bliss. Yet one day, a rabbit came
} to them. And the rabbit said unto them, "You should eat from the tree
} of Trix." But the priests replied, "Silly Rabbit! Trix are not for
} kid priests! We shall not eat of the tree." But the Rabbit
} persisted, saying unto them, "That is what the Oracle would have you
} believe. But if you eat from the tree of Trix, you will actually
} become one like the Oracle."
} And lo, the priests were tempted, and they ate of the tree of Trix.
} And when the Oracle next came among them, lo, they did not grovel, but
} stood before him brazenly. And the Oracle saw their folly, and spake
} unto them, "You have eaten of the tree of Trix, that which was
} forbidden. And lo, you do not grovel. Such shall be your fate." And
} lo, did the Oracle *ZOT* them.
} And such it remains to this day. There is Life, and those who follow
} the path laid before the Oracle are happy and fulfilled in their Life.
} But those who follow the path of Trix must fear, lest they be *ZOT*ted.
} And in the future, there will be great cereals, and much bran, and then
} one will come among you. This is the Anti-Life, and will cause much
} suffering and irregularity. How shall ye know the Product? Ye shall
} know it by the Number of the Product, and lo, the Number of the Product
} is 19.
} You owe the Oracle some Kroonchy Stars.