} The Oracle is not sure that he quite understands your dilemma. After
} all, there must be:
} 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR BUTLER
} 1. Bash him in the head, Fred.
} 2. Drown him in spam, Sam.
} 3. Nuke his nuts, Klutz.
} 4. Drown him in grapefruit juice, Bruce.
} 5. Electrocute his CD-ROM, Tom.
} 6. Incite an angry mob, Bob.
} 7. Garrote his pelvis, Elvis.
} 8. Make your day, Ray.
} 9. Tickle him silly, Billy.
} 10. Defenestrate his sister, Mister.
} 11. Zot him in the tool shed, Ed.
} 12. Plastique should do the trick, Dick.
} 13. Phasers set on "Destroy", Leroy.
} 14. Lose him in a cave, Dave.
} 15. Ben-Gay in his jock, Rock.
} 16. Hand him the radio when he's wet, Brett.
} 17. A chainsaw would come in handy, Randy.
} 18. Make him to listen to 17 straight hours of Marie and Donny, Ronny.
} 19. Target practice for the bomb, John.
} 20. Ear muffs with an ice pick, Rick.
} 21. Do-it-yourself Hari-Kari, Larry.
} 22. A copper umbrella in a thunderstorm, Norm.
} 23. Harpoon him in the booty, Rudy.
} 24. Force him to eat anchovies or starve, Harve.
} 25. Introduce his heart to a stake, Jake.
} 26. Tie his tongue to a motor boat in the bay, Jay.
} 27. Strychnine in oysters on the half shell, Del.
} 28. Drop a 16-ton weight on his toe, Joe.
} 29. Back up his post-nasal drip, Chip.
} 30. Chop off his hand, Stan.
} 31. Ambush him in the park, Mark.
} 32. Grow pirrhanas as a hobby, Robbie.
} 33. Turn him into a stiff, Cliff.
} 34. Tin cans have a sharp rim, Tim.
} 35. Castrate him like I did, Sid.
} 36. A curse from an angry witch, Mitch.
} 37. Arsenic comes in pill, Will.
} 38. Have him show a rabid iguana who's boss, Ross.
} 39. Jam his fingers in La Machine, Gene.
} 40. Boil his parakeet in a stew, Lou.
} 41. Hand him a box of killer bees and leave, Steve.
} 42. Lock a wildebeast with him in the garage, Rog.
} 43. Aim a bazooka at his leg, Greg.
} 44. Push him in a gorge, George.
} 45. Give him a lot of guilt, Milt.
} 46. Muriatic acid in his fermented barley, Charlie.
} 47. Tabasco sauce in his shirt, Bert.
} 48. Put him in a baggie til he turns blue, Hugh.
} 49. A noose from a limb, Jim.
} 50. Just get yourself free, Lee.
} Let the Oracle know how it turns out, ok?