} For the very same reason that all advertisements for vibrators in
} magazines such as "Ladies Home Journal"(tm) or "Good Housekeeping"(tm)
} show a woman holding the above mentioned object to her cheek, (Read:
} area located near or about the face). If they showed you the real
} thing, your sister would gag and your mom would sure as hell not leave
} it on the coffee table.
} Since the Oracle can, and often does, enter the bodies of women. I can
} attest that they think the penis looks gross, or at best goofy. They do
} not "say" this as such, because of the fragile male ego. I did say they
} do not like its looks, they do however love its function.
} Sigmund Freud once stated that the only real question is "What does a
} women really want". The answer is, all the functionality without the
} (ahem), "look and feel". Of course, any further discussion is purely
} philosophical. If you could detach the male penis, with no adverse side
} effects to performance, of course, you would find the little guy with a
} full dance card every night. And of course, if the male organ could be
} altered to look like smooth plastic with a gentle slope near the tip and
} a quiet but insistent hum, you would find more males with less sexual
} frustration, but not a popular as example number one.
} You owe the Oracle a tube of KY and a copy of "Moist" magazine.