} Lesser oracles have been known to say such things as "move your bed",
} "get rid of your bed", "sleep softly and carry a large bottle of
} scotch", but this oracle knows better.
} The monsters under your bed are caused by imagination. They imagine
} that you are in a bed above them, and, by the process of imagination,
} you are. (Monsters have much more powerful imaginations than people,
} because they have to imagine things for themselves to be scared of, and
} imagining monsters just doesn't cut the mustard in the real world) To
} get rid of the monsters under your bed, you must train your mind to
} imagine the things that even monsters are scared of, and that will
} frighten away the monsters. Unfortunately, you are left with getting
} rid of the things that get rid of the monsters that are under your bed.
} Have faith in your imagination