} Oh my GOD GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
} You've, like, TOTALLY offended me.
} I mean, first, I'm like, a girl, you know, and by saying i'm HANDSOME
} you are stating implicitly that I'm probably, you know, like *gross*,
} a male. How do you know that I'm not, like, some kind of trasnvestite?
} You just can't win.
} GOD, you are such a DWEEB! Don't you know English? No one says
} 'thou' anymore. You're so DORKY! You're probably, like, OLD, like,
} REALLY ANCIENT. Like, wrinkled skin and maybe you walk around with
} your pants pulled up really high. Ew, gross.
} You're so damn NERDY. I can't talk to you.
} You thought I was going to, like, zot you? Like, NOT. I'd probably
} break a nail or something and then I'd like be really mad and wouldn't
} have anyone to kick around.
} You're such a Beavis.
} Some people. WHATEVER!