} Hey! I recognise that sig! It was tacked onto the back of a really
} crappy answer I got to one of *my* questions last week.
} Boy, oh boy, oh boy! There really must be an Oracle guiding our
} destinies that he allows a twist of fate like this. The incarnation's
} revenge! Now you're really gonna know what unfunny is, sonny!
} Lessee now...
} Q: Who was that lady I saw Joe Montana with last night?
} A: That was no lady, that was his manager.
} Nah, there's a certain metahumor in that (very popular with the
} priests, metahumor is. Heaven forfend, the last thing we want is this
} getting in the digests). I know, let's forget about Joe Montana
} altogether (I've never heard of him anyway, being the foreign gent I
} am). Depeche Mode is French, and you mention cats, so here's a
} bilingual cat joke so bad not even Zadoc could be amused:
} There's these two cats, see, one English and one French. The English
} cat's called One-Two-Three, and the French cat's called Un-Deux-Troi.
} Well, these two cats decide to have a race, see, and the first one to
} swim across the English Channel's the winner. So which one won? Hah!
} Don't know, do you? The English cat, of course! Because Un-Deux-Troi
} cat sank!
} No, that's no good - it made me laugh, and I have an extremely
} sophisticated sense of humor. Hmm... there's *got* to be something I
} can do that's appallingly bad. Apart from picking my nose and flicking
} the boogers at the monitor, I mean (I do that all the time anyway).
} Lemme think...
} (Did you know Sophia Petrillo is an anagram of Hip Allotropies? Just
} a thought...)
} I got it, I got it! No relevance to anything whatever, that's the
} ticket! I once told this joke to my Dad and he laughed, which proves
} it's beyond redemption because his sense of humor is worse than
} primitive, it's... well, indescribable, really (the sort of jokes he
} tells are like: "Whar's Paw, Maw?" "In the barn." "Whasse doin'?"
} "Hangin' hisself." "Dincher cut him down?" "Nah, he wurn't dead yet."
} Enough to make you feel suicidal yourself, isn't it?) Yep, this'll
} definitely do it:
} Q: What should you do if you see a spaceman?
} A: Park in it, man!
} You owe the Oracle (incarnated as yourself) an invisible sig.