> Good evening, my name is Lucas, and I'll be your Supplicant tonight.
> Before you answer, let me tell you about our specials.
> First, we have a meaning-of-life tonight, very profound, comes with
> a fine grovel and your choice of beverage. If you're looking for
> something lighter, we have our Geek Special, how can I get a date,
> excellent with our house whine. If you're in the mood for something
> unusual, there's the Chef's Surprise. Fresh punctuation on a bed of
> gibberish, in a cheesy sauce, definitely exotic and
> out-of-the-ordinary. And as always, Sir, we have our Specialty of the
> House, the Woodchuck question, fried, grilled or blackened to order,
> comes with a side of Spam.
> Are you ready to answer, or do you need a few more minutes to decide?