} Eh? Whassat? You want to play on the bridge of the USS Internet?
} Well, they don't usually allow kids up their, not since they found that
} crusty green stuff under Ensign Crusher's console, but I'll see what I
} can do.
} .....
} <Slow fade out. Fade in to bridge of USS Internet>
}
} Captain James "K" Parry: Ensign... set a... course for...
} 255.129.36.55... Warp 28.8.
}
} 1st Officer McElwaine: Isn't that PERILOUSLY close to the MICRO$OFT
} Zone? VIOLATORS of all that is GOOD and WORTHY on the Internet?
}
} Dr Grubor: Dammit, yuh pointy-eared Vulcan, this is a free ship! The
} people have spoken! Everybody agrees with me!
}
} <A point of white light appears, expands, then vanishes to reveal the
} Oracle>
}
} Captain: Q! But you aren't in this series!
}
} Oracle: I'm afraid not. I am the Internet Oracle. I have a request to
} join you, here on the bridge, from one of my supplicants.
}
} Captain: Oh... My God! Not... another one! We... must journey...
} bravely on... to our... destination!
}
} McElwaine: I FEEL it would be more APPROPRIATE to go THI$ way.
}
} Grubor: The Usenet Freedom Knights say THIS way!
}
} Serdar Argic: Did someone mention Armenia?
}
} Security Chief Dick Depew: Spam of the port bow! ARMM! ARMM!
}
} <The bridge crew continue to argue, becoming more and more vocal.
} Eventually, a fist fight breaks out. The Oracle sighs, shrugs, and
} disappears>
} .....
}
} I'm afraid they're... uh... real busy right now. But rest assured,
} we're in good hands. Yeah, right.
}
} Now scram, kid, you bother me.
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