} Many think Hell is a place where they bathe in molten lava and
} funny-lookin guys in red suits stick pitchforks in their butts. That
} is, however, an exclusive spa outside of Santa Fe. Others think Hell is
} like the "Got Milk" commercials, of which the Oracle is very fond.
} However, the truth is that Hell is like using only Microsoft products,
} on 8088 machines running at half speed, with 64K of memory, on a fuzzy
} amber screen with a blurry spot in the middle and no brightness
} control, with no mouse, with a keyboard that has no vowels, on a desk
} made of dried, packed asbestos, in a building in Florida in the middle
} of summer with no air conditioning, while wearing a wool suit over a
} hair shirt made from porcupine quills and woodchuck fur, working on the
} revised whitepaper of a proposal for a second comment on the response
} to the initiative paper of the advisory committe to the office of the
} assistant undersecretary of transportation deal with traffic cone
} color, while an intercom system picked up from a New York City Transit
} Commission auction blares Kenny G tunes and funny looking guys dressed
} in red suits stick pitchforks in your butt.
} In other words, it's *EXACTLY* like working for the government.
} You owe the oracle an Animaniacs Pez dispenser with a cherry refill.