} O Humble Supplicant, do not fret,
} For you will have your answer yet,
} But talking of your noisy sneezes
} Don't forget they spread diseases.
} So put this question to yourself,
} (I assume you are in perfect health),
} What do others do when sneezing,
} Coughing, picking noses, wheezing?
} You put your hand over your nose,
} Otherwise the sneeze just blows,
} Over every other person,
} And that just leaves them angry, cursing!
} So, on your hand the sneeze, it bounces,
} Several slimey fluid ounces,
} And it will bounce back in your face,
} Makes a mess all o'er the place.
} So, to protect your precious eyes,
} Now this may come as no surprise,
} Your little tiny eyelids close,
} Against the contents of your nose.
} So, there you have it - your reply,
} I hope it leaves you high and dry,
} For helping you resolve these issues,
} You owe the oracle a box of tissues.