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} Well, the reason you've run out of questions is because you don't have
} the handy dandy Oracle Question Generator. Well, now, for a limited
} time only, you can get it here! So, using the following selection
} mechanisms, just choose one phrase from each column, and you'll never
} have a lack for questions again!
}
} ---ORACLE-QUESTION-GENERATOR--------------------------------------------
}
} Column 1: - the grovel
} ---------
} 1) Dear wise and merciful Oracle,
} 2) Oh Oracle most wise,
} 3) Oracle, most patient, all knowing, and all seeing,
} 4) Oh most magical and amazing of all being great and small,
} 5) Orrie,
} 6) Yo, O-man,
} 7) Oh wise one, the most brilliant and amazing and perfect and
} wonderful thing in the entire universe, who is so much better and
} more perfect then I could ever hope to be in a million years,
} 8) Hey you,
}
} Column 2 - the plea for help
} --------
} 1) please answer my humblest of questions.
} 2) I beg of you to placate my unworthy needs.
} 3) tell me the answer to my question.
} 4) listen up, big boy.
} 5) what's up with this?
} 6) tell me like it is.
} 7) hear my pathetic plea for answers and find it in your all-knowing
} self to answer them.
} 8) Tell Me.
}
} Column 3 Column 4
} -------- --------
} 1) What do 1) turtles
} 2) Why is it that 2) box carts
} 3) How much 3) wood
} 4) How come 4) quarks
} 5) How many 5) salesmen
} 6) Where are 6) the houses of the Boobaloo
} 7) What the heck is up with 7) all these Seinfeld episodes
} 8) Explain to me why 8) small woodland creatues
}
} Column 5 Column 6
} -------- --------
} 1) eat 1) when their under water?
} 2) roll so fast 2) down hills?
} 3) could a woodchuck chuck 3) if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
} 4) are so quirky 4) and quarky?
} 5) does it take 5) to screw in a lightbulb?
} 6) when the moon 6) is aligned with Venus?
} 7) where Seinfeld says 7) what's up with that?
} 8) are so humorous 8) to brainless supplicants?
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
}
} Look at some of these brilliant questions generated with the Oracle
} Question Generator:
}
} >Oh Oracle most wise, tell me like it is. Why is it that salesmen roll
} >so fast and quarky?
}
} >Orrie, whats up with this? Where are box carts when the moon down
} >hills?
}
} >Yo, O-man, hear my pathetic plea for answers and find it in your
} >all-knowing self to answer them. Explain to me why all these Seinfeld
} >episodes eat if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
}
} >Hey you, tell me. How much small woodland creatures are so quirky is
} >aligned with Venus?
}
} See how brilliant you can be! And with little to no effort! I hope
} you enjoy your Oracle Question Generator. Use it to make lots of
} intelligent sounding questions!
}
} You owe the Oracle $19.95 plus shipping and handling.
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