} You there, what are you doing in that closet? I love it when you
} supplicants avert your eyes when you approach my throne, but you've got
} to watch out where you're going. Let's put the light on and see what
} you've gotten yourself into. There. Jeez, what *is* this crap? Hmm,
} Zorro cape and sword, Davy Crockett hat and ukelele, Dr. Memory's DEC
} Internals, a case of Wildroot, 1953 street map of Syracuse, complete
} set of 1963 Topps baseball cards, Stinking Desert National Monument
} souvenir arrowhead, 1974 WABX wall calendar, Dr. Diag's Guide to
} Classical Greek, Orr's Ocean Survival Manual, a World War II surplus
} Army field oven, sheet music to "Malaguena" and "Climb Ev'ry Mountain,"
} the Time-Life Home Repair Library, a battery-operated pushover, two
} cases of Space Food Sticks, a Sixth Finger, a registry of the Italian
} population of Sausalito, a hydogen jukebox, a big bag of Acapulco Gold
} and a postal scale, a leather-bound edition of "A La Recherche Des
} Temps Perdu" . . .
} I haven't been in here in years. Can you believe I actually *asked*
} for all this stuff? Well, I'm sure I had my reasons. I'm like a kid in
} a candy store with you supplicants. I can ask for anything I want! I
} tell you, it's even worse than watching QVC.
} You owe the Oracle a dumpster and a Superfund exemption.