} Why does chaos rain on your desk? Because, my friend, you don't have
} the amazing Chao-Brella(TM), new from Ora-Co Industries. It's
} guaranteed to stop everything from a slightly confused drizzle right up
} to a totally random downpour! And it comes in fifteen fashion colours!
} How much would you pay for something this useful? But wait! There's
} more!! If you act today you will also receive...
} [loud, overly theatrical thunderclap]
} GOD: 'ELLO, 'ELLO, 'ELLO. WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
} Oh, um, nothing really. Just answering a few questions.
} GOD: YOU WOULDN'T BE USING THE HIGH AND MIGHTY OFFICE OF THE ORACLE FOR
} COMMERCIAL GAIN, WOULD YOU?
} Who me? No, not really. It's just that... well, um.... my mother's
} phlebitis is acting up and I needed some extra cash for medicine and I
} GOD: IF YOU HAD READ ORACLE.ANNOUNCE.NEWUSERS YOU WOULD KNOW THAT
} USING THE HIGH AND MIGHTY OFFICE OF THE ORACLE FOR COMMERCIAL
} GAIN IS A GROSS INFRACTION OF RULE SEVEN.
} Yes, I realize that but I figured that in this case...
} GOD: SILENCE. NOW KNOCK IT OFF OR I'LL STICK YOU BACK IN THE FORTUNE
} COOKIE FACTORY I FOUND YOU IN.
} Yes ma'am.
} You owe the Oracle [ominous rumble of thunder] ... er, that is, the
} Oracle owes you one Chao-Brella(TM), no charge.