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Selected-By: "Rich McGee" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
> Oh Oracle most absolute, beautific, catastrophic, deep, edifying,
> fabulous, gargantuan, humility-inspiring, incredible, just, kind,
> mammoth, nice, opulent, powerful, qu-... qu-... quick (whew, almost
> lost it there), radical, super, technologically-enhanced, unequaled,
> venturous, winsome, xerochoric (yes, you're dry. Can't do much with X),
> yeoman-endowed (priests), zestful answerer of questions (whew, those
> last three were hard!). Please consider my unworthy question:
> Now I know my ABCs. Next time, won't you sing with me?
} A is for Absolut, the Vodka I drink.
} B is for bubbles, the ones in the sink.
} C is for cat, the one with the hair.
} D is for dander, the stuff in the air.
} E is for error, those damned messages.
} F is for fault, yours, not MS's.
} G is for graffito, the singular of graffiti.
} H is for hot, which it is in Tahiti.
} I is for invite, that is, "Come on over."
} J is for jagged, like the white cliffs of Dover.
} K is for loser, so deep in debt.
} L is for Lemur, Joel Furr's favorite pet.
} M is for Mafia, who gave you some loans.
} N is for Nick, who will now break your bones.
} O is for "ouch," which you will say.
} P is for pain, Nick gives for no-pay.
} Q is for quick, I am so you said.
} R is for reading my dictionary in dread.
} S is for stuck, I get time to time.
} T is for tenuous, like many a rhyme.
} U is for ululate, a really fun word.
} V is for vocalize, loudly, I heard.
} W is for watching, us from the sky.
} X is for xenophobe, those aliens must die
} Y is for yikes, I am almost done.
} Z is for nothing, 'cause it's the last one.