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20 Apr 2018 home : about : create : digests : bestofs : specials : priests 10:36:01 GMT

Internet Oracularity #1095-01    (Am946 dist, 2.0 mean)

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Oh sexiest Oracle, whose sweat smells so good that Marilyn Monroe
> should have worn it at night instead of Chanel N.5, I need your
> help.
> I'm supposed to meet my thesis advisor a few times per week,
> to talk about algebraic geometric and similar not-very-exciting
> subjects. The problem is that, as soon as I see him, my legs
> become weak, I start blushing, and instead of thinking about
> algebraic curves I feel like removing all his clothes and making
> love to him on his office's carpet.
> So what should I do?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} You should seek therapy.

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