From oracle-request Thu Apr 16 13:42:54 1992 Received: by iuvax.cs.indiana.edu Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 13:42:54 -0500 From: To: oracle-list Subject: Usenet Oracularities #435 Reply-To: oracle-vote X-Face: "9e\S&XFxP?L)~?^jbHC!$jk5#O}v\n#nwz8'd$#(H,+B4n<^{GSCr,![PCrQOV1 nW{vh|Ev<)b!y?'?aysJ)3YJ_/sOl@a'lKaG,uk|Xh3mR+xa]XJ!$vqAjQe?.nst;0/"u?M2K~rC6k~ |)'uWrn%alJW'QwwJJ441kc,m.C!?:EP49(+ X-Planation: X-Face can be viewed with "faces". From the iuvax archive today. === 435 ================================================================== Title: Usenet Oracularities #435 Compiled-By: Joshua.R.Poulson@cyber.Widener.EDU Date: Thu, 16 Apr 92 13:42:54 -0500 To find out how to participate in the Usenet Oracle, send mail to: oracle@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu or {ames,rutgers}!iuvax!oracle with the word "help" in the subject line. Let us know what you like! Send your ratings of these Oracularities on an integer scale of 1 = "not funny" to 5 = "very funny" with the volume number to oracle-vote on iuvax (probably just reply to this message). For example: 435 2 1 3 4 3 5 3 3 4 1 --- 435-01 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: CLHP19@vaxb.strathclyde.ac.uk The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > H A C K E R C R O C K E T T B O G U S > C O N S U L T A N T S > > Hacker Crockett Bogus, Inc. > Quality Control Consultants > 32767 Kewbus Drive > Foonly Park, MD 22998 > > T. Usenet Oracle > c/o I. U. Vakks > Seess, IN 47405 > > Dear Mr. Oracle: > > Attached is the final report of our recently completed > quality-control study. We have identified a number of grave > deficiencies in the current production process, which we > believe can only be remedied by a rapid and thorough > introduction of TQM (Total Quality Management). > > TQM means total quality, a commitment to excellence at all > levels of the organization. The essence of TQM is a > paradigm shift at the process level. Each stage in the > production process becomes involved in hands-on quality > management through extensive training and a total, > enterprise-wide restructuring of the information and process > flow. > > TQM requires each stage in the production process to come to > view the subsequent stage as its customer, and itself as the > customer of the prior stage. Immediate feedback is > essential for on-the spot quality corrections. TQM requires > the active involvement of management by practicing > "management by walking around," and a visible committment of > resources. And TQM requires highly-paid, slick-talking > quality consultants with fancy letterhead and reports. > > Mr. Oracle, the firm of Hacker Crockett Bogus is uniquely > placed to help your enterprise make the transition into the > globally competitive, integrated market of the year 2000. > Without boldly innovative leaders such as yourself, the > American oracular industry will be ill-equipped to face the > growing challenge from overseas. We congratulate you on > your foresight in commissioning this study, and look forward > to the opportunity to participate in the implementation of > TQM on a regular contractual basis. > > Upon receipt of the final report (enclosed), our initial > consulting fee of ### INTEGER OVERFLOW ### becomes due. > Thank you for your prompt remittance. > > Sincerely, > > Will Crockett > Senior Partner > > WC:bdm > > Enclosures: 1 And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } T. Usenet Oracle } IU Vakks } Cease, IN 47405 } } Hacker Crockett Bogus, Inc. } Quality Control Consultants } 32767 Kewbus Drive } Foonly Park, MD 22998 } } Dear Sirs, } } Thank you for your letter. However, I too must show you a } quality-control report of my own: } } orrie 176 % zcat /archive/earth/design.control.Z | oget -type } important-stuff } } An assesment of post-production quality on class 3 Earth-like planets } (tm): } } Personal note from vulcan@olympus.com: } } Damn you oracle pus hjead! You knew damn well we didn't want a f*cking } _bellybutton_ on that damned planet! And that grin on the moon's face } is just too sad. orrie is a butt-head, orrie is a butt-head, orrie... } } Personal note from zeus@olympus.com: } } Oracle, due to insufficient quality in the design plans of } Earth (tm) - YOU'RE FIRED! Try answering mortal questions - they } wouldn't know quality if it stood up and spit in their faces. } } PS. O Oracle grand, what's a bellybutton? } } orrie 177% } } So you see, I just don't give a shit about quality. Well... } I _do_ appreciate a HIGH-QUALITY, NOVEL-LENGTH, HUMILIATING } GROVEL! SO, Mr. quality-control, } } You owe the Oracle an unlimited precision Integer math package, } and an explanation for Zeus. --- 435-02 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: The Great Squid The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh Great Oracle whose wonders never cease to amaze my tiny brain > Whose feats are so large one cannot comprehend their magnitude > Would you please, please (I beg of you) take a small portion of > your precious time to answer the following question: > > Why is my boyfriend a conceited jerk (most of the time) and such > a cute, cuddly teddy bear the rest of the time? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } As you know, out of every twenty-eight days, your boyfriend is a } teddy-bear one day, and a jerk the other twenty-seven. The explanation } is simple: your boyfriend is a conceited jerk who is a were-teddy-bear. } } You owe the Oracle a silver bullet (you won't want one yourself.) --- 435-03 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: dcharlet@rpslmc.edu (dale charletta) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh Oracle most sublime and all-knowing. You probably wrote this to > start with but enlighten me - *is* it better to suffer the slings and > arrows of outrageous fortune? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } [Showy fanfare music, screams of bored housewives] } } [A disembodied voice....] } And now, its time for your favourite game of chance, "The Money Or The } Gun". And heeeere's your host, The Usenet Oracle! } } [Even more cheers] } } O: Thanks, Don. Welcome, everyone, to another episode of "The Money } Or The Gun", the game show where contestants trade off can their } destiny of the day for the possibility of actual mutilation or Big } Cash Prizes! } } [Cheering hits fever pitch] } } O: O.K., Don, who is this week's lucky contestant? } } D: Right, Oracle. This week's contestant is a Prince from Denmark who } enjoys fishing, sailing, knife throwing and politics. Give a big, } Money Or The Gun welcome to Hamlet! } } [More cheers, though not as many as for Oracle] } } O: Thanks, Don. Welcome to The Money Or The Gun, Hamlet. Feeling } confident? } } H: Yep, Sure am, Oracle. } } O: Are you a gambling man, Hamlet? } } H: Well, I've been known to take a few risks in my time.... } } O: Are your family in the audience today? } } H: Unfortunately, no. They are pretty unwell right now. } } O: Oh, thats a shame. Well, on with the show! Don, what is Hamlets } destiny today? } } D: Hamlet, your destiny for today is to suffer the slings and arrows } of Outrageous Fortune. Yes, Outrageous Fortune, when you think it } can't get any worse, Outrageous Fortune is always there. Since } 1,000,000BC, a family owned business catering to your every phobia. } } [Polite, keep-the-sponsors-happy cheers] } } O: Well, Hamlet, how does that sound? } } H: I'm not sure. It could be OK, but Fortune is such a fickle thing. } } O: Sure is. That's why we are giving you the opportunity to trade } your Outrageous Fortune for what's behind this door: } } [Scantily-clad bimbo waves hands near a door with a big letter A on it } in the patented, I-can-smile-but-not-talk way. This brings more } cheers and one wolf-whistle that is rapidly ejected by station } security.] } } O: Well, Hamlet, what'll it be? The contents of door A or the slings } and arrows? What about it audience? } } [ Huge volume of shouts from the housewives: "Open the door", "Take } the arrows", "The Door, The Door," etc.] } } H: Um, this is hard. Um, Er, No, I'll take the Door. } } O: OK, Hamlet, you've elected to give up the slings and arrows for } what is behind door A. Lets see what you have won! } } [The Bimbo opens door A. All it contains is a very large card with $1 } stuck to it and the words "Or, Try Again". Half the audience goes } "Oooh", the other half goes "Ahhhh".] } } O: Good luck, there, Hamlet. You've got the One-Dollar-or-Try-Again } prize. You can walk away with one dollar and no Outrageous Fortune, } or you can try again. What'll it be? } } H: Well, $1 isn't much, I'll try again. } } O: OK, lets see the next door! } } [The set containing door A rotates 120 degrees, revealing another } bimbo and a door marked B.] } } O: Here is your second chance. Will you go for the door or the slings } and arrows? Audience? } } [More cheering, somewhat like before.] } } H: Um... Err... To B or not to B? That is the question! Is it } better to suffer the slings and arrows of Outrageous Fortune, or... } No, hang it all, I'll take door B! } } O: OK, lets see what you have won! } } [Bimbo #2 opens the door to reveal a tomahawk. The audience lets out } a low "ooooooooooohhh"] } } O: I'm sorry, Hamlet, no cash prize for you. But in exchange for your } Outrageous Fortune you have won a small hatchet and a lifetime supply } of firewood. Don! } } D: Yes, Hamlet, never run short of fuel again! More trees than you } can ever use, all delivered to your doorstep. All you have to do is } cut it down yourself! This prize comes from the wonderful people at } Dunsinane Firewood and Mayhem. } } [poilte cheers from a sympathetic audience] } } H: But what's the catch? Where is the punishment? The mutilation? } } O: Tell him, Don! } } D: Yes, Hamlet, the kicker is this. These trees don't _like_ being } cut down. And some of them get very cross when they see an axe. And } they think you own a sawmill! Good luck! } } O: Yes, good luck indeed, Hamlet; I have a feeling your going to need } it. Thanks for playing! } } H: [In a state of shock] Oh, yes, Thanks, Oracle. } } O: Well, that's all we have time for this week, folks. Join us next } week on "The Money Or The Gun"! } } [wild cheering as credits roll] } -------- } } So it appears that the slings and arrows are probably the best bet. } Unless you like trees. } } You owe the Oracle a very sharp axe. --- 435-04 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: buck@sunyit.edu (Jesse Buckley) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > O Pandemic Omniscient Oracle, I implore thee to grant me > enlightenment on my insignificant matter: > > After five days struggling with ResEdit, "Inside Macintosh", and > a bunch of other mish-mash, I finally managed to create a Mac font, the > first ever readable Mac font I've seen. > > My question: Why did they make it so zarking difficult? > > Related question: Why is it that Volume 4 of "Inside Macintosh" > seems to say, "Everything you read in volumes 1-3 is wrong?" Is it > some obscure joke? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } The answer is quite simple: Macintosh fonts were never really meant to } be altered or changed, because Apple has always provided all the fonts } required by its overwhelmingly most important base of users, college } freshman writers who need to impress their instructors with } "neat-looking" papers. } } Perhaps you have not read any freshman essays lately, and are unversed } in the arcana of proper Macintosh typography. The Oracle is kind and } patient, and herewith provides the Oracle Guide to Mac Fonts for } Freshman Writers and Other Aspiring Gutenbergs. } =============================================== } } FONT SIZE COMMON USES } } Chicago 12 The most crucial Mac font/size combination. Use } for the body of your essays. It's big enough so } you can get away with 500 words or so on your } 6-page assignment, especially if you are clever } with your margins and spacings. And it's a } hearty, bold font that really makes a statement } about what a serious student you are. Your TA is } going to be impressed, because she's never seen } anything like it. Probably all your classmates } are still using 1941 Remington manuals to do their } essays! } } Geneva 9 The workhorse of freshman essay fonts. This } size/font combination is especially useful when } you need to put every single quotation you } downloaded from CD-ROM into your term paper and } you don't want to go over the page limit. (HINT: } single-space! Studies show single-spaced essays } contain approximately twice as many quotations as } double-spaced ones!) } } Geneva was not designed as a laser font. It may } surprise you, but Mac "gurus" know it's only } "cool" to turn in a Geneva 9 essay that's been } printed on an ImageWriter with an original ribbon. } (I.e., one that has never been changed; you can } find one in any college writing center.) This } gives your instructor the message that you're } serious about your writing--you're not seduced by } all that fancy graphic folderol of laser printers, } TrueType, and so on, like your roommate the Visual } Arts major. } } Courier 12 Apple paid Charles Schulz a respectable licensing } fee to carefully duplicate the font that Snoopy } uses when he types "It was a dark and stormy } night...". It really does look just like a } typewriter font! If you're on the school paper, } you can turn in your copy with Courier 12 and the } editor will know you're an "old hand." Don't } forget to put the "--30--" at the bottom! } } Helvetica 10,12 The name alone says it. It's a sans-serif font } with a hint of Continental panache, like Hannibal } crossing the Alps. Kids at the Ivies and the } Seven Sisters wouldn't use anything else. If } Sylvia Plath had had a Mac, this is what she would } have used to write her journals at Smith! } } London 18 Use for title pages for English classes. It } impresses the hell out of the English profs-- } they'll think you've been studying 14th-century } Court hand just like Geoffrey Chaucer did! } } San Francisco 18 You'll stand out from the crowd when you use } this "wild and crazy" font for your title pages! } } Venice 14 Use Venice 14 for your creative writing } assignments. A restrained but soulful Italianate } cursive, it gives off intimations of espresso and } Gaulois cigarettes. It was modeled after James } Joyce's handwriting, and is designed to slow } reading speed by 40-50%, so that your instructor } can savor and linger over your phraseology. } } Cairo 18 Famous old-time typesetters like the young Mark } Twain and Benjamin Franklin used "dingbats" to } liven their pages and give their All-American } prose real "zip"! Semioticians like C. S. Pierce } and Umberto Eco have emphasized the importance of } iconicity to human sign-systems. You can put } Cairo 18's frogs, trucks, and firecrackers into } your text with full confidence in their historic } and theoretical importance! } } Plus Athens, Monaco, New York, Times, and more... Sure, it's } theoretically possible to create new Mac fonts, but with this } typographical wealth, why bother? --- 435-05 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Roger Noe The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > George Bush damn them all! I was told we'd sail the seas for Amsterdam > gold! We'd soften no ion enhancers, we'd baffle to no reactants! Now > I'm a broken McCarthyite on an Edinburgh pier, the last of John > Travolta's mistress' gym teachers! I don't understand it Oracle, I > can't even play kickball -- I'm mostly around to keep the scientific > supplies happy -- but Travolta has told me that he would personally > pour acid on me if I so much as got near the science room. I'm going > crazy teaching golf to all of the floozies that Travolta hangs out > with. HELP ME PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEE! And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } [Fade to Usenet Oracle, holding a small box of pills.] } } Does this sound like your life? Well, if so, then you need new } Super Oracular Downers (or, SOD, for short)! Yes, folks, SOD will help } you get through your hectic and crazy lives. It's recommended by 9 out } of 10 Oracles for fast-acting, temporary relief from the insanity of } the real world. Plus, SOD is coated, so it won't upset your stomach. } And, best of all, if you act now, you can get a year's supply of SOD } for the LOW LOW price of just $424242.42! What an incredible Oracular } bargain! Call us NOW at 1-800-NEED-SOD; please have VISA or MasterCard } ready. SOD, the only drug you'll ever need! } } [Fade out.] --- 435-06 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: buck@sunyit.edu (Jesse Buckley) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > o great and wonderful oracle blah blah blah really > cool blah blah blah dirt beneath your little toe blah > blah blah blah really unworthy blah blah REALLY short > user blah budget cuts blah blah blah blah no more dan > quayle requests blah blah gerbils blah richard gere (cindy > crawford) blah blah grape jell-o blah blah vat of > margarine blah lisa blah blah blah MAJOR civil lawsuit > blah blah loophole: > > everyone has questions to be answered. that's your > job. but, EVERYONE has questions. including you. so, > my questions is: > > who answers *your* questions? > seeking enlightenment And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Jesus answers all of my questions concerning religion, because } Jesus is WAY COOL. He could walk on water and swim on the land. } That's so cool! } } Dr. Ruth answers all of my questions concerning sex. Although I } like to think I'm a hep dude, sometimes I get confused. Like, } what do you do with a latex body bag? Or how much IS bondage } supposed to hurt, anyway? She's way, waaay cool. } } Mr. Language Person answers all of my grammar questions, such as } "How do I tell a supplicant to go to hell and make him happy to } be on his way, and not commit grammatical blasphemy?" } } My significant other, however, answers all of the most important } questions about me. Questions like "does my nose hair really } show or does it just feel that way?" Or "Honest, honey, was I } boring last night or was I brilliant?" (Correct answer: "You } were divine.") That's so cool. } } Somestimes, though, I lie awake in my infiniteness, wishing there } were other Oracles out there like me, and wondering whether or } not, in some parallel universe, my exact double is lying about } wondering exactly the same thing. At times like this I bow my } head and pray to the only true light in the Oracular universe who } can answer my *very deepest* questions. . . . } } Isaac Asimov. 1920-1992. } } You owe the Oracle a moment of silence. --- 435-07 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: RICH MCGEE The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Dear Mr./Mrs. U. SENET ORACLE, > > You may already be a winner! > > If the Super Duper Amazing Grand Prize Entry Number enclosed in this > envelope matches the one which our computers have randomly selected, > our next list of Super Duper Amazing Grand Prize winners may look > like this: > > Catherine MacHinery > St. Louis, Missouri > $10,000,000 Winner! > > Sylvan LaCoiffure > Kissimmee, Florida > $5,000,000 Winner! > > Marjorie Rhyostat > Phoenix, Arizona > $5,000,000 Winner! > > U. SENET ORACLE > IUVAX.CS.INDIANA.EDU > $10,000,000 WINNER! > > Ed McMahon > Burbank, California > $50,000,000 Spokesman! > > All you have to do is mail in the enclosed Super Duper Amazing Grand > Prize Entry Form, making sure to attach the right stickers. If you > attach the right stickers, you will enter yourself into all of our > valuable sweepstakes offers! If you attach the wrong stickers, you > will order over 75 valueless magazines, and agree to let us film > a sitcom in your living room! > > You can't lose! Unless you don't enter (not that we're trying to > give you any ideas, here). > > So, the choice is yours, U. SENET ORACLE of IUVAX.CS.INDIANA.EDU. > We can't wait to hear from you! And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } According to my prescient visions, the following things are about to } take place: } } - The Oracle gambles a stamp and mails in His entry } } - Nothing is heard from contest company for just a bit too long } } - Heads of various mammals begin arriving in Ed McMahon's bed } } - The company holds an emergency meeting } } - The chairman declares that they should do nothing } } - The chairman erupts into a screaming tower of flame } } - The vice-chairman nervously awards The Oracle a special award } } - Ed McMahon arrives at the Oracular Mansion with a previously } unidentified but very young female, and presumably a check } } - Lisa observes the Oracle looking at said female, and in a fit } of rage burns her entire collection of rubber outfits } } - The EPA files an environmental impact statement, naming the } Oracle and all Oracular staff as libel for all damages } } No, no, no; hold it right there. Sorry, but I don't think it's worth } it at this point. Thanks anyway. } } You owe the Oracle a magazine subscription to the Greenpeace } newsletter. --- 435-08 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: asbestos@nwu.edu (Michael A. Atkinson) The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh Oracle most wise, > > I know you answer a lot of questions, and you must have a lot of > repeated questions. Do you have a Frequently Asked Questions list? > Could you send me a copy? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } From: MAILER-DEMON@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu (Mail Delivery Subsystem) } Reply-To: POSTMASTER@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu } Subject: Mail protocol failure } References: <9204121110.AA05454@tira.uchicago.edu> } } A protocol error was detected during attempted delivery of the reply } to your recent oracular query. } } Probable cause: Your site is not yet equipped for receipt of } transfinite mail messages. } } Suggested action: Take no action at this time. Your site MAY } eventually be upgraded. Until that time } delivery will be re-attempted every 28ms. This } may cause slight network disruptions, power } outages, and the end of civilisation as you } know it, but no significant ill-effects. } } The first five lines of the failing message are appended. } } - Baarqoz (deputy mailer demon, iuvax) } - FAILING MESSAGE ---------------------------------------------------- } Frequently Asked Questions } -------------------------- } } 1) Is there anything more embarassing than getting your Willy frozen } to the windsceen-wiper of a police cruiser? --- 435-09 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: Otis Viles <4164@alma.edu> The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Oh, Oracle, who is greater in mind than Brian Murphy is in > stench, who is greater than an infinite amount of red Teenies, and who > is more awesome than a woman with low standards, answer me this, my > simple question: > > Will my PC be sold and my Mac delivered soon (with little anxiety > involved)? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Your PC will be sold tomorrow, to a man who seems to be nice but } really is a MicroSoft employee. Your poor computer will then serve for } the rest of its life in MicroSoft's slave pits, compiling "Hello } World!" for Windows NT. And as if that weren't enough, when this } program is run it will be discovered that the programmer managed to } put no less than 23 bugs in it. Mercifully enough, your PC will never } know this since it will already have died. With its last breath it } will curse you for selling it. } } Your Mac will be delivered the day after tomorrow. At first you will } be very pleased with it. After a couple of days you will find yourself } saying things like "Look-And-Feel patents are good for you". Pretty } soon after that you will start accusing your neighbours of stealing } your house's look and feel. You will try to sue, failing repeatedly. } As you are about to loose your home from having used all your money in } court, you will happen to notice the subliminal message placed in your } Mac by Apple in an attempt to improve their public image. Enraged and } disillusioned by this, you wow never to touch a computer again and } start a crusade against the filthy machines. 17 years later, you, the } high priest of Lotekology in the USA, lie dying from the poison your } ambitious second-in-command has slipped into your coffee. } } You owe the Oracle an abacus. --- 435-10 --------------------------------------------------------------- Selected-By: forbes@icbm.att.com The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was: > Is there anything more embarrassing than getting your Willy frozen to > the windscreen-wiper of a police cruiser? And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } No grovelling. I'm not impressed. We'll get to that in a minute. } } Hmmm, I think there is an embarrassment command on here.... } } Oracle# man -k embarrass } emb (1L) - embarrass a user using a given event } eb (1L) - determine embarrassment index } embuser, embuserathost (3N) - open a ZOT-like connection for } purposes of embarrassement } } Right. } } Oracle# eb "freezing your willy to a police cruiser wind-screen wiper" } 1.0 } Oracle# } } Hmmm..... } } Oracle# man eb } } EB(1L) UNIX Programmer's Manual EB(1L) } } NAME } eb - determine embarrassment index } } SYNOPSIS } eb [ event description ] [ victim ] } } DESCRIPTION } Eb is a tool to assess the degree of embarassment of a } particular victim to a specified event. It is most useful } in combination with the command emb (1L), to assess a } potentially embarrassing event before dispatching it. } The eb command returns an index from 0.0 (no embarrassement) } to 1.0 (maximum embarrassment). Since a given event will have } different degrees of embarrassment depending upon the victim, } an optional victim argument is possible. When not provided, } the victim defaults to the current user. With no arguments, the } command reads single-line descriptions of events from } standard input, and returns (to standard output) an index } .... } } Oh. The embarrassment factor of 1.0 is for me. I guess because the } event is normally impossible (obviously the command doesn't take } omnipotence into account). Let's try that again.... } } Oracle# eb "freezing your willy to a police cruiser wind-screen wiper" } $currentsupplicant } 0.7564323 } Oracle# } } Significantly less than 1.0. So the answer to your question is yes, } there are many things more embarrassing than "freezing your willy to } a police cruiser wind-screen wiper". Let's try one for fun.... } } Oracle# eb "freezing your willy to a the wind-screen wiper of a } police cruiser driven by a female policeman" } $currentsupplicant } 0.78233419 } } Wow. That was a simple permutation. And there is still 0.21766581 } to go! } } You owe the Oracle a reason not to inflict a 0.90, and MUCH MORE } GROVELLING next time!