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} Ah, supplicant, the first step is to get a cow and an axe; the axe is
} very important, so don't forget it. Take the cow to market, but before
} you are there, meet a kindly stranger who will offer you 3 beans in
} exchange for your cow. Believe me, it's a good deal: those are magic
} beans. Your mother, of course, won't believe any of this, will call
} you all sorts of names, and then toss the beans out the window. Go to
} sleep.
}
} The next morning, you should notice a large beanstalk leading up to the
} clouds. Climb up until you find a bit of solid cloud; don't worry, it
} will be there. Just make sure it's solid before you step off of the
} beanstalk. Off in the distance should be a castle. Walk toward the
} castle.
}
} You will have to walk much farther than you think, because the castle
} is a giant castle; don't let it screw with your perception. Fight the
} vertigo and walk inside. Ignore the large mortar filled with
} half-crushed bones; it doesn't concern you. Ignore the goose and the
} singing harp; the owner took those from somebody else's father. Go
} toward the desk, disconnect the giant keyboard, and slip away
} unnoticed.
}
} When you get to the bottom of the beanstalk, chop it down (aren't you
} glad you remembered the axe?). Don't worry, nothing is charging down
} it, you just need the beanstalk to create a giant keyboard tray. Each
} button on the keyboard should be about 1.5 times the size of an average
} boxing glove. Happy typing.
}
} You owe the Oracle Jack Sprat's leftover fat (his wife died years ago)
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