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} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 04:07:43 EST
} From: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} To: harold.sleestack@cockneyrebel.co.uk
} Subject: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an answer to this
} question.
}
} Dear Harry
}
} I just got forwarded the following question from an incarnation who is
} not well up on UK politics:
}
} > Tell me Will the Alliance and Labour put up taxes?
}
} As you have on occasions in the past been able to help our Supreme and
} Mindbogglingly Clever if at Times Somewhat Irascible Master out in
} European matters, perhaps you could supply the necessary information to
} form the basis of an answer?
}
} Thanks very much,
}
} Zadoc
} Oracular Priest and Worm
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 06:13:22 EST
} From: sydney.endochrine@cockneyrebel.co.uk
} To: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} Subject: Re: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an answer to
} this question.
}
} Mornin', yer worshipful 'oly, erm, wot the ding dong bell do they calls
} priests anyway? Blimey, wot time do they makes yer get up in the
} ah-emmer over there? Bleedin' liberty, if yer wants my lump of hice.
}
} 'Arry ain't 'ere ter 'elp yer at the mo. 'E was dahn the market first
} fing, movin' some dodgy videer games wot fell orff the back of a lorry.
} Fing is, Sunglarsses Jim wos a bit 'issed orff, bein' as it was 'is
} lorry an' all, so 'Arry's 'avin' a bit of an 'oliday on the National
} 'Ealth, inne?
}
} But I finks I can 'elp yer wiv yer querstion. That surpplicant of yers,
} 'e donno nuffink. It ain't "Alliernce an' Labour", it's "Alliernce an'
} Leicester", innit? An' they's a buildin' socierty, so they don't do
} taxes, they do mortgages, donney?
}
} Me, I'm wiv the Co-op, meself. 'Arry's wiv a fridge freezer name of
} Phil the Greek dahn the 'ousing hestate. Yer knows old 'Arry - never
} get nuffink dahn the 'Igh Street if yer can gets it dahn 'Ooky Street,
} that's 'Arry.
}
} 'T' (that stands fer 'Ope This 'Elps, dunnit?)
}
} Wotcher,
}
} Syd
}
} PS, any charnce of doggetsing a Lady Godiver orff yer?
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 06:28:17 EST
} From: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} To: surfbaud@waverider.co.uk
} Subject: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an answer
} to this question.
}
} Dave
}
} Help!
}
} I have to help an incarnation with a British culture answer before
} 08:57:58 EST. My UK contact has sent me the attached email, but I can't
} make head nor tail of it! Lumps of hice? Fridge freezers? What does it
} all mean? Please provide a English translation.
}
} "Doggetsing a Lady Godiver" isn't something obscene, is it?
}
} Miserably,
}
} Zadoc
} Oracular Priest and Worm
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 08:21:57 EST
} From: surfbaud@waverider.co.uk
} To: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} Cc: oracle@internet-oracle.org
} Subject: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an
} answer to this question.
}
} Zadoc
}
} Can't help you, old son. As I recall, the Alliance and Leicester went
} public and floated on the stock market, so technically they're now a
} bank, not a building society. I think they also merged with the Halifax
} - or was it the Norwich? Anyway, banks aren't involved in taxation over
} here either. Are you sure you haven't garbled the original question?
}
} As for "doggetsing a Lady Godiver", Lady Godiva was famous for riding
} around in the nude, wasn't she? So it might well be obscene, and I'd
} advise you not to use it.
}
} Try Ross Clement. He lives in the capital - he might have a handle on
} this twisted argot.
}
} Dave Hemming
} Oracular Priest in Allyourclothes
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 08:21:59 EST
} From: oracle@internet-oracle.org
} To: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} Subject: Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an
} answer to this question.
}
} ZADOC, YOU BLITHERING MORON! THERE IS NO ALLIANCE PARTY IN UK POLITICS,
} SO IT'S NOT A BRITISH QUESTION, IS IT, YOU WRETCHED PISMIRE, PRODUCT OF
} AN ALMOST ENDLESS LINE OF WRETCHED PISMIRES? ANY MOLECULE BRAINED
} RETARD CAN SEE THAT!
}
} NOW GIVE THE INCARNATION AN ANSWER TO THE STUPID QUESTION BEFORE I COME
} OVER THERE, RAM THE STAFF OF ZOT <TM> UP YOUR BACKSIDE AND TWIZZLE IT
} AROUND VIGOROUSLY, DOING STRANGE AND INTERESTING THINGS TO YOUR
} INTERNAL ORGANS IN THE PROCESS!
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 08:25:03 EST
} From: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} To: davis@wehi.edu.au
} Subject: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an answer to this
} question.
}
} Ian
}
} I recently got the following question from an incarnation who is not
} well up on Australian politics:
}
} > Tell me Will the Alliance and Labour put up taxes?
}
} Could you provide background information? Time is short, so please,
} please, please write in English.
}
} Panic-strickenly,
}
} Zadoc
} Oracular Priest and Worm
}
} ------------------------------------------------------------------------
} Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 10:12:46 EST
} From: DAVIS@wehi.edu.au
} To: zadoc@internet-oracle.org
} Subject: Re: Fwd: Answer #Qa22137, the Oracle requires an answer to
} this question.
}
} Zadoc, ya old bastard! Strewf, the old ratbag givin' ya aggro again,
} izze? 'E's always throwin' wobblies at ya, ya know why? Ya're a couple
} of mystery bags short of a barbie, cobber, that's ya problem. Ya should
} get off them knees an' plant ya Doc Martens in 'is love spuds for a
} change! That should make 'im spit the dummy.
}
} As for ya question - what is this, Bush week? There's no "Alliance an'
} Labor" dahn 'ere in Godzone. Only silly party we got is that 'Anson
} sheila's One Nation mob. Bunch of Fascist wowsers - Jeez, they make me
} want ta chock a brown dog! But they're not for putting up taxes,
} they're for putting dahn Abos. Reckon somebody's bulldusting ya, ya raw
} prawn!
}
} Anyway, I gotta be off like a bride's nightie now. There's a slab
} waiting in the esky, an' my throat's drier than a dead dingo's donger.
}
} G'day, ya silly old drongo
}
} Darkmage
} Antipodean Oracular God Cove
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