} I'll show you... come supplicant, let's cross the railway
} tracks... of reality.
}
} <ZAP>
}
} (Bart Simpson is sitting on the couch, laughing
} uncontrollably at the Television. Beavis is sitting beside
} him, telling Bart "Don't have a cow man!")
}
} Um... wrong tracks...
}
} <ZAP!>
}
} You are floating in a cloaked Romulan escape pod, watching
} the space around you. Hundreds of thousands of Christmas
} Tree shaped ships march on your west, towards the planet
} Zen. The Christmas Tree's are blocking the path to the west.
} Exits are North, South, East, Up and Down.
} > inv
} You are wearing a red Uniform with an ensign's emblem, and
} seem out of place... like you don't fit into the picture.
} You are armed with a phaser, set to kill.
} You are carrying nothing.
} * The Christmas Tree's begin singing, "We wish you a Hairy
} Christmas" *
} > w
} The Christmas Tree's block your path.
} > n
}
} You slowly move forwards towards the planet. It seems to be
} a red coloured, with puffy white clouds.
} Exits are Up and Down.
} > l d
} You see a landing pod below you.
} > d
}
} You land on the pod.
} Exits are Up.
} > O Door
} > exits
} Exits are Up and West
} > w
}
} You find yourself standing outside, in a jungle of red plants
} and leaves. You listen carefully, and hear a humming off in
} the distance.
} Exits are West, East and North.
} > w
}
} You find yourself standing outside, in a jungle of red plants
} and leaves. You listen carefully, and hear a humming. The
} humming seems closer.
} Exits are West and East.
} > w
}
} You are now in a clearing, a river is in the distance to the
} north.
} Exits are East and North.
} > n
}
} You are standing at the edge of a dam.
} Exits are South, East, and North.
} > l dam
} You are looking at Flood Gate #9, the pride of Zork!
} > n
}
} You are inside the Flood Gate #9, a man is standing here,
} sweating profusely, attempting to increase the flow of water.
} Exits are South.
} > l man
} Scotty looks old.
} "I dunno hav time for you to bea starr'n at me"
} > talk scotty
} "I dunno think she can be taking anym're of this!"
} > kill scotty
} I don't think that is a good idea.
} > s
}
} You are standing at the edge of a dam.
} Exits are South, East, and North.
} > e
}
} You are standing beside a river.
} Exits are East and West.
} ** You hear rustling and growling to the east **
} (Your phaser begins to glow brightly).
} > East
}
} **************************************************
} ** Just as you enter the area Worf fires his **
} ** Staff of Zot. The light itself instantly **
} ** melts the hair on the top of your head. **
} ** The Grue that Worf was attacking suddenly **
} ** turns to you. Before you can draw your **
} ** phaser, the Grue bites off your arm. **
} ** Stunned from the shock, you fall down **
} ** helpless. The Grue then turns to Worf and **
} ** decapitates him with a single chomp! The **
} ** Grue then slowly moves towards you, just as **
} ** you pass out. **
} **************************************************
}
} Sorry Ensign Supplicant, you have died.
}
} Restart, Quit, Reload, or Payment?
} > Restart
} I'm sorry, you can't restart in this version until you register
} it, please make payment.
} > Payment
}
} You owe the Oracle the entire Zork Series on CD-ROM, a pet Grue,
} and Scotty's tool kit.
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