} With an out-joke like this:
}
} Okay, you're going to love this, it's really funny. These two guys go
} into a bar, you know, a place where they serve drinks. So one of them
} says, this is funny, he says "Bartender, give me a Whiskey Sour, easy
} on the sour." Oh, by the way, I know you're going to love this. Anyway,
} the other guy says, "What do you mean, easy on the sour?" Because
} Whiskey Sour is made with Whiskey and some sour juice, I think it's
} like lemon juice, I forget. And the first guy goes, like, "Whoa, dude,
} it's just the way I like my drink!" So the second guy, says something
} else, I forget what, but the bartender looks at him like he's crazy. So
} the second guy looks back at him, and goes, "You got a problem with
} that?" And the bartender thinks it's really funny, because the monkey
} is standing behind him! Oh yeah there was a monkey and a horse in the
} bar, and they were standing behind these guys. Anyway, the monkey looks
} at the horse, sort of like "are these guys alright?!
} " And the horse, this is the funny part, okay, you're going to like
} this. The horse says "Neigh!" So the first guy just starts laughing,
} and then he takes off the dress he was wearing! He just takes it off
} right there! Do you get it? He had this dress, but the horse says
} "Neigh," so he takes it off! Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, and the other guy says
} something, I forget what, and that's when the clowns started washing
} the windows. See, the windows were really dirty -- or something like
} that, maybe it was the floor, because of the monkey and the horse, but
} anyway they had to bring these big buckets, and that's when the horse
} says "Neigh" and the guy takes off the dress. See, I knew you would
} love this.
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