} *sigh* I'm not a fortune teller, you know. Yeah, sometimes I dabble
} around in the stuff, but usually only for friends and the like.
} I mean, for Pete's Sake, you didn't even offer a proper grovel...
} But, it just so happens that I need to work some rust out of my
} fortune telling routine, so I'll give you a private showing.
} <The Oracle does magical type things>
} Good news chap! Well, and some bad... The good news is that you DO
} meet the woman of your dreams, and what a whopper! She won $400 in
} the lottery when she was 18. Through wise investments, she managed
} to grow that $400 into $400,000,000 with no other outside capital to
} speak of. On top of that she's lovely, striking, and would make Helen
} of Troy jealous. With all that hard earned dough (which she earned
} by the age of 24), she persued a career in what she really loves...
} funeral home management.
} The bad news is when you meet her... at your funeral.
} Too bad, chap...
} You owe the Oracle more to work with.