} Well, yes... but not very well.
} You see, mortals require some degree of alcohol in order to get silly
} enough to actually dance. I don't know if you've ever sat on a couch
} during a party and watched other people dance during a party, but if
} you haven't, you really ought to. Observed objectively, it's one of
} the silliest sights in the world. Next to sex, of course.
} Which, come to think of it...
} Well, let's review some of the great dances in human history:
} OG DRINK FERMENTED BERRIES, HIT OGWA ON HEAD WITH BIG STICK I know,
} I know, it's a standard cartoon caricture, but, oddly enough, it *was*
} the first dance in human history. Admittedly, a very short dance,
} but it had quite a beat. (Sorry...)
} DRINK HONEY-LEFT-IN-POT-FOR-A-MOON, THEN DANCE AROUND BIG FIRE AND
} HAVE SEX A big hit during the Paleolithic. Fairly simple, as dances
} go, but it had, er, rhythm.
} DRINK BEER, DRESS UP LIKE LARGE BULLS AND HAVE SEX There's a theme
} here, you see. Obviously, the guys in the the temple of Ur decided
} that they had a good thing going. "Look, Pongo," said Smythe-St.
} John, "I have a *brilliant* idea! Let's all dress up like whacking big
} cattle with big, well, you know... the gels will absolutely love it.
} They haven't been out in *weeks*, you know..."
} Well, you get the idea...
} Look, my ISP is about to kick me off, so you'll yave to look up the
} next 7,000 years of alcohol/dance/sex.
} You owe the Oracle a quart of Wild Turkey, no clothes and a slow dance.