} Well -
} You won't. That's basically the flaw in your theory. See, I'll let you
} in on a little secret about women, and this one in particular. (Shup
} up. I'm omniscient, I know their secrets too.)
} See, not only is she aware of your desire to know when she's done, she
} set up your computer to forward all of your outgoing mail to her
} account, which is protected with more encryption than you'd probably
} imagine. She's going to get this response from me, as well, and suppose
} I said:
} "She'll be done in fifteen minutes, you can set the egg-timer."
} I can guarantee you that fifteen minutes from now, no matter what else
} is going on, she WILL NOT be done.
} Never, ever, try to outthink a woman. It just doesn't work. Let that be
} your answer.
} (Aside) Is that answer okay with you, Lisa? Oh, good. Wait, what do you
} mean you changed your mind?
} You don't have to send me anything, this time. Just buy a copy of Men
} Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus and consult it before you feel the
} need to ask any more questions. See - I already own it.