} Supplicant, actually I -can not- summarize it for you, it's
} copy written. Why, if the authorities found you with a bootleg
} copy of it you could get sent to jail. But, below is the
} table of contents. I'll send Zadoc down to the post office
} to mail a copy to you, free of charge. The Oracle is way over
} here for you in this time of need.
} | | | | | |
} -+- -+- -+- You're about to Die -+--+--+-
} | | | A Self-help Guide | | |
} | | | | | |
} Intro: Everyone dies. Presidents, goldfish, Queens and tarts.
} It's just you're about to do so in mere hours. And we're
} here to help. We've read up on dying and talked to the
} experts so you don't have to, you simply don't have
} enough time for that.
} Each Chapter is just two pages long, with pictures even.
} Scan them quickly. There's a good chance your eyesight
} will be going presently.
} Chapter 1: OH MY GOD! Surely this is a mistake!
} Chapter 2: Why you shouldn't go on a killing spree
} Chapter 3: Why you should call a lawyer FIRST
} Chapter 4: Where there's a will, there's angry relatives
} Chapter 5: Sympathy Sex & How to Get It
} Chapter 6: Saying No to Video Taping
} Chapter 7: Three things you can Buy that you can Really Use
} Chapter 8: Burn or Bury? It's your Body.
} Chapter 9: Religion, Help or Hindrance?
} Chapter 10: Time Wasters to Avoid
} Chapter 11: Funny Credit Card Tricks
} Chapter 12: What to Wear
} Chapter 13: Why Death will Not make a Deal with You
}  References:
} The Bible, Yahweh and others
} Tibetan Book of the Dead, Bob Yeti
} Egyptian Book of the Dead, Ann Nubis
} American Book of the Dead, Jerry Garcia
} Dying for Dummies, Bob Jones
} My First Book of Death, Jon Benet