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} Quite a lot. In fact, here's the top 101 things Set is up to:
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} 1. Book 6 of The Wheel of Time.
} 2. US$335 an ounce.
} 3. Something special.
} 4. The set of all sets that contain themselves.
} 5. A load of fetid dingo's kidneys.
} 6. THIS LEADEN PALL by Half Man Half Biscuit.
} 7. Volume 3, Biscuit to Bruise.
} 8. 10% royalties, jumping to 12% after 10,000 are sold.
} 9. A lifestyle full of luxury and ease.
} 10. Miss September.
} 11. Step 9: Mountain fold leg down; repeat behind.
} 12. Still looking for Osiris's penis.
} 13. Ahead 5 games to 3, serving 30-love.
} 14. Arguing with his former landlord about getting his security deposit
} back.
} 15. A shady real estate deal in the Everglades.
} 16. Shadowfax.
} 17. Dipping a madeline into a really nice hot cup of tea.
} 18. Acknowledging truths about young bachelors with fortunes.
} 19. No shirt, no shoes, no human head, no service.
} 20. Rue, that's for remembrance.
} 21. Giving THE TIGGER MOVIE 1 star out of 4.
} 22. His hips in anklebiters, the poor bastard.
} 23. Finding out what light breaks in yon window.
} 24. Being vewy vewy quiet -- he's hunting wabbits.
} 25. Presenting the latest smash collection -- HOTTEST HITS OF THE '80s!
} 26. Resisting temptation.
} 27. Open to suggestions.
} 28. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
} 29. Speaking with more pauses than a Pinter play.
} 30. Ruling in Hell rather than serving in Heaven.
} 31. Riding through the forest in search of a damsel in distress.
} 32. On his way to the Senate to accept the title Dictator For Life.
} 33. Getting renaissance on your breast.
} 34. "Sybil, this is my dear friend Loxias. Loxy, you've heard me
} mention Sybil -- you know, my old school roommate?"
} 35. On hold with his insurance agent trying to make a claim.
} 36. No, really, don't tempt him.
} 37. At the cruising altitude of 35,000 feet.
} 38. Five of the Seven Peaks.
} 39. 367 out of 391 birds on the checklist.
} 40. Question 39.
} 41. 13 down: Something shadowed, almost. 7 letters, third one is P.
} 42. Asking HAL to open the pod bay doors.
} 43. Breaking into the central databanks of the Gnomes of Zurich.
} 44. "So, we meet again, Mr. Bond."
} 45. Ringing the Lutine Bell at Lloyds.
} 46. Must. Resist. Temptation.
} 47. Hunting heffalumps.
} 48. Taking suggestions from the audience.
} 49. "Gor' blimey, mate -- it's full o' gold!"
} 50. Being nominated for the Hugo award for the fifth time.
} 51. Strapless bras.
} 52. Next, attach a 10 Ohm resistor as shown.
} 53. Getting a bad feeling about this.
} 54. Camp IV, preparing for going for the summit tomorrow morning.
} 55. Still on hold with his insurance agent.
} 56. "Get thee behind me, Devil!"
} 57. No, he doesn't know "Dance Band on the Titanic."
} 58. Article III, section 1, paragraph 4 -- my client objects to the
} term "jerk."
} 59. Labor 5: Cleaning the Augean Stables.
} 60. A gig down at Bernie's.
} 61. Eating hot death, Steve.
} 62. At the cafe for open mic poetry night.
} 63. Coincidence or conspiracy? You decide.
} 64. Appealing to the Justice League for another recount.
} 65. "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges."
} 66. Oh, all right, you can tempt him a little.
} 67. 54 copies of the Love Bug virus.
} 68. Level 5 -- still trying to get around that drop trap behind the
} burning oil barrel.
} 69. A straight, 10 high.
} 70. Going 95 miles per hours down Speedway Avenue.
} 71. Lime jello in a glass bowl.
} 72. There is no 72.
} 73. "Nature, Mr. Olnut, is what we are sent here to rise above."
} 74. Having fun on Halloween because he doesn't need a costume.
} 75. Trying to decide whether to ride Magic Mountain once more or ride
} through Toon Town.
} 76. No, really. Try to tempt him.
} 77. "For sale: Baby clothing. Never used."
} 78. Comparing thee to a summer's day.
} 79. Well it was Saturday night -- I guess that makes it all right.
} 80. Doing 5 to 9 in medium security for 3 counts of stock fraud.
} 81. Pretending to be a rock so the rabbits won't notice him.
} 82. Livin' la vida loca.
} 83. N-35. Hey, that's a bingo!
} 84. Guessing the pea is under the shell on the right.
} 85. Since music be the food of love, playing on.
} 86. Go on -- tempt him a little. Please?
} 87. "Home is the hunter, home from the hills."
} 88. Looking for Uncle Charlie's grave -- according to the caretaker,
} it's somewhere in this square.
} 89. Attending yet another star-studded celebrity wedding.
} 90. "Now see here, Zeus -- I'm tired of you gettin' uppity. Ain't that
} right, Knuckles?"
} 91. Being mistaken for either a bird or a plane, we're not sure which.
} 92. Trying to guess what does it have in its pockets, me Precious.
} 93. Zechariah, though frankly these prophets are getting tedious.
} 94. One word: plastics.
} 95. Pretending to be Sidney Pointier's cousin.
} 96. Pretty please? Tempt him already.
} 97. Number 12 in the world rankings.
} 98. Holding out for what's behind door number 3.
} 99. Writing "AND THEN THEY ALL DIED, THE END."
} 100. STILL on hold with his insurance agent.
}
} And the 101st thing that the Ancient Egyptian God Set is up to:
}
} 101. No good.
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