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} Yes.
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} Oh, you expected a fuller answer? The Oracle will enlighten you.
} By `real' programmers I assume that you mean good programmers, or
} programmers devoted for programming for programming's sake. (Repetively
} redundant, I know.)
} There is a great demand for real programmers in two places. The Oracle
} project, and the GOD project.
} The Oracle project is concerned with... hold on. This is Top Secret, but
} I shall enlighten you. NO ONE ELSE LOOK!
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} The Oracle project is attempting to link people's souls with computing
} processes. (Minds have already been linked in other secret projects,
} that was easy) As you might suspect, this is where the REAL programmers
} go.
} The GOD project, (Generated Operational Deity) is an AI project. The
} BIGGEST AI project. Intelligence projects started off simulating the
} mental processes of Dan Quayle, and have, in public knowledge, advanced
} to the level of slugs and flatworms. Actually, Albert Einstein has been
} simulated on a computer, but crashed when he discovered that the
} technology which had brought him back was based, in part, on quantum
} theory. We are now shooting for Jesus Christ and Buddha, and are
} scheduling the culmination of the project for 1995. The demand for real
} programmers here is large, as well.
} So you see, there are some very good spots for real programmers.
} You owe the Oracle your frontal lobes.
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