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} Fine, but please in the future try to keep it to one question
} per submisson.
}
} * True or False?
}
} True, falsies are old hat. Keep your aim in mind, buy true.
}
} * Yes or No?
}
} Buy Maybe instead. Sure fence sitting hurts, but being wrong
} hurts more.
}
} * 'tis or 'taint?
}
} This is a family group young man!
}
} * Do or die?
}
} Buy Do exclusively. No future in dying.
}
} * Green or red?
}
} Add some green to your portfolio. Red sauce on enchiladas is
} too trendy. Mixing them is Neuvo madness.
}
} * Black or white?
}
} Buy Color, unless it was filmed in black and white to begin
} with. Ted Turner is evil by the way.
}
} * Boy or girl?
}
} Get the opposite of whatever you are, unless you'd
} prefer not to...
}
} * 1 or 0?
}
} Task successful is always best.
}
} * X or Y?
}
} Invest in XY, then you can make more of the others.
}
} * '/' or '.'?
}
} Neither should be on your $PATH, get rid of them now!
}
} * Pig or human?
}
} It's hard to tell, but leave Madeline Albright alone.
}
} * Dead or alive?
}
} If the reward is the same go for dead, easier to transport.
}
} * New or old?
}
} If it's food go for new, otherwise go for old.
}
} * Sluggy Freelance or User Friendly?
}
} Invest in User Abuser is the wave of tomorrow, as it is today.
}
} * In or out?
}
} Get all the in -and- out you can, repeat until tired.
}
} * Fallout or Baldur's Gate?
}
} Quake2 CTF is far better.
}
} * Up or down?
}
} Didn't I answer this one just two back?
}
} * Question or answer?
}
} Go question! You learn more that way. Answers earn you nothing,
} take it from me.
}
} * T or null?
}
} Null, more room for growth.
}
} * Dave Barry rip-offs, or bad Monty Python homage's?
}
} As long as it's not Steve Wright again I'm okay. But humor
} is a short term gig. Buy sparingly.
}
} * Big or small?
}
} Start small, then get big.
}
} * New or old?
}
} Hmm, another repeat.
}
} * An Infocom or Eliza parody?
}
} NEITHER! Retro is old hat.
}
} * Marvel or DC?
}
} Buy Zap! OK, OK, some retro is cool.
}
} * A or B?
}
} O negative, think larger market share
}
} * Vorlon or Shadow?
}
} Vorlon until five, then Shadow.
}
} * Cat or dog?
}
} Hmm, think I'll have a salad actually.
}
} * GURPS or In-Nomine?
}
} Neither. Both are dead ends.
}
} * Vulcan or Klingon?
}
} Trebbles, tremendous growth potential
}
} * Plus or minus?
}
} Think multiply, far more fun...
}
} * Red Hat or Debian?
}
} FreeBSD is under priced, it is the next wave
}
} * Linux or Windows?
}
} Sheesh, you need to ask???
}
} * KDE or GNOME?
}
} The human GNOME project holds great promise, but I'd not
} invest in it as of yet.
}
} * Tall or short?
}
} It is far better to have loved a short than to never have loved
} a tall.
}
} * King Kong or Godzilla?
}
} King Kong. King Kong is funny. Godzilla is something you
} laugh at.
}
} * Gary Coleman or Webster?
}
} Neither. You suggested this one to you? Don't ever talk to
} them again.
}
} * Steve or Brian?
}
} Why Kinzler, of course.
}
} * His or hers?
}
} Its, why risk alienating either gender?
}
} * A Rottweiler or a Rottweiler's weight in Chihuahuas?
}
} Cornet the market on angry pugs. Trust me on this one.
}
} * WWWF Grudgematch or Comic Book Universe Battles?
}
} Neither.
}
} * TSR or Steve Jackson Games?
}
} Terminate and Stay Resident, wow, haven't thought of
} that term in years.
}
} * Weird or normal?
}
} 'When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.'
} Hunter S. Thompson
}
} * Fat Man or Little Boy?
}
} Ow. Neither. Bioagents if you must.
}
} * Child or adult?
}
} I'll take the senior plate.
}
} * Work or play?
}
} Retire at 30
}
} * TCP/IP or X.25?
}
} TCP/IP
}
} * Hacker or cracker?
}
} Stockpile Hacker, in the original sense of the word. It's
} money in the bank.
}
} * Quake 3 Arena or Unreal Tournament?
}
} Q3A! id rules.
}
} * Sysadmin or operator?
}
} root or die.
}
} * B5 or Star Trek?
}
} Philip K. Dick, if it don't make you think it shouldn't
} be called SCIFI, dump all shares of TV based shows.
}
} * Star Control II or Starflight?
}
} QUAKE!QUAKE!QUAKE! q1,q2,q3. id,id,id!
}
} * Cathedral or Bazaar?
}
} Flea market in a church parking lot
}
} * ESR or RMS?
}
} Bob
}
} * Alpha Centauri or Civilization: Call to Power?
}
} QUAKE! Hello, are you listening?! id!
}
} * Number 1 or Number 2?
}
} When you gotta go, do we need to know?
}
} * Radio or TV?
}
} MP3
}
} * Kirk or Picard?
}
} Neither
}
} * Hunger or thirst?
}
} No, but thanks for asking.
}
} * Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?
}
} sigh, quake2
}
} * Free Software or Open Source?
}
} Open Source
}
} * Public or private?
}
} privates, porn will always make cash.
}
} * Console or terminal?
}
} console
}
} * Radiohead or Pearl Jam?
}
} Burzum, but don't tell your mom you bought it.
}
} * Perl or Python?
}
} perl rocks! Python hangs in trees waiting for goats
} to wander under it's bloated body so it can drop on
} them an break their backs, not a pretty picture.
}
} * LOOK AT or EXAMINE?
}
} neither
}
} * Postfix or qmail?
}
} qmail, it's saved my a.. more than once
}
} * Winners or losers?
}
} well, d'oh!
}
} * [Z] or [O]?
}
} [T]
}
} * Chocolate or strawberry?
}
} vanilla, no chance of allergic reactions, less chance
} of being sued
}
} * IBM or Microsoft?
}
} Microsoft, the shares are gold. yeah Bill sux,
} but investors need to get past personal qualms.
} Weapons are good investments too, as are bunkers.
}
} * CompuServe or Prodigy?
}
} private T1
}
} * Halloween or Christmas?
}
} Stock up on Saturnalia, best of both worlds
}
} * Tooth or nail?
}
} Tooth -and- nail
}
} * Digital or analog?
}
} Look into RL
}
} * China or Taiwan?
}
} Tibet, trendy, but less likely to get nuked.
}
} * Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
}
} Diet Dr Pepper
}
} * The Lady or The Tiger?
}
} Lady, tigers tend to bite the hand that feeds them
} while on the other hand...
}
} * Truth or dare?
}
} Truth, less risky
}
} * Good or evil?
}
} evil short term, good long term
}
} * Siskel or Ebert?
}
} two thumbs down on both
}
} * Calvin & Hobbes or Dilbert?
}
} Both past their prime, you want comics? keep your
} eye on Neil Gaiman to return to the field.
}
} * Full or empty?
}
} Empty has more of a future
}
} * Warlords or Heros of Might and Magic?
}
} id, how many times I got to say this?
}
} * Angband or Nethack?
}
} difference too small to compute
}
} * Emacs or vi?
}
} vi is The One True Editor
}
} * NetWare or NT?
}
} Oracle
}
} * elvis or vim?
}
} tough call, I'm using vim to type this, but
} elvis is good too, probably even better, plus the
} name is a grabber. nothing like having the king himself
} save your tmp files...ok, go elvis
}
} * XEMACS or GNUEmacs?
}
} Emacs? Hey, if you want huge, slow and bloated buy WORD
}
} * Money for nothing or your chicks for free?
}
} TISNSTAAFL
}
} * 80s or 90s?
}
} 00's
}
} * XYZZY or Hello, Sailor?
}
} iddt
}
} * Hong Kong or Hollywood?
}
} Helsinki
}
} * Shirts or skins?
}
} depends on the size of yer gut
}
} * Billy Joel or The Beatles?
}
} Frank Zappa, look for a huge re interest in this master
}
} * Manual or automatic?
}
} Manual, last thing I want is a car that is trying
} to think
}
} * Cheap or expensive?
}
} thrills: cheap health care: expensive
}
} * MTV or VH1?
}
} RL
}
} * Poetry or prose?
}
} USENET, besides you can get it for a song, one million
} monkeys with typewriters can't be all wrong
}
} * Professional or amateur?
}
} intern, hey if it's good enough for the most powerful
} man on Earth, it's good enough for me
}
} * More or less?
}
} Where's Jerry Brown when you need him?
}
} * Letterman or Leno?
}
} Letterman. Being mean to the guests is funny. Leno has
} that huge chin to support too
}
} * The Matrix or The Phantom Menace?
}
} Fight Club, Think 'Brazil' with lots of blood.
} Don't let anyone tell you it is anything else.
}
} * PC or Mac?
}
} SUN
}
} * Conan O'Brian or Bill Maher?
}
} Conan by a mile
}
} * Slashdot or LinuxToday?
}
} look at gettingit.com, buy none of them though
}
} * Ultima or Might & Magic?
}
} hello! Quake1,2or3a
}
} * Forever or never?
}
} never say never, forever has staying power. buy
}
} * India or Pakastan?
}
} gotta go with India, they got Kali
}
} * "Plan 9 from Outer Space" or "Glen or Glenda"?
}
} try the under-rated "The 42nd Parallel"
}
} * Longer or shorter?
}
} Longer, you can make it shorter later if ya want.
}
} You owe the Oracle the word 'quake' written 365 times,
} in lava.
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