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} [PRIEST'S NOTE: After this Oracularity's publication, it was discovered
} that this answer contains the copyrighted lyrics to Weird Al Yankovic's
} song "Toothless People" from his "Polka Party" album. Our sincerest
} apologies to Weird Al.]
}
} They only show you their gums when they smile
} Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile
} Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce
} They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss
}
} Hey, stand up
} Toothless people, their breath is lethal, wanna tell you
} Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet
} Toothless people, old and feeble, what I say
}
} No more of those pearly whites will they possess
} Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess
} Lots of 'em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease
} At least they don't have to worry 'bout cavities
}
} Hey, stand up, take out your teeth
} Toothless people, old and feeble, oh yes
}
} You can brush 'em, you can floss 'em
} They're something you just can't ignore
} If you lose 'em, you're in trouble
} 'Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more
} You need something to show your dentist
} The next time he makes you say "Ah"
} You don't wanna have to wind up
} Eating all of your food through a straw
}
} (Like toothless people, toothless people)
} You'd better brush your teeth now (hey)
} Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people
} Hey, stand up, toothless people
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