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} Ooooo, you got it, tiger.
}
} Whoops! Popped you with my feather boa. Sorry about that.
}
} Do you llllllike what you ... sssssssssssssee? Leopard-print spandex
} doesn't come cheap, you know. Especially with the hot pink highlights.
} I paid top dollar for this outfit, because if you don't, you just
} wind up looking like a tramp, y'know?
}
} The tune? Oh, that old thing? It's just "Bolero" played by a steel
} drum orchestra on crack, with Bob Guccione soloing on triangle.
}
} Yes, parts of my dance *are* symbolic, how clever of you to notice!
} >This< move, for example -- oo, watch it, honey, you spit out your
} breath mint! -- >this< move ... you want to see it again? Okay! >This<
} move, for example, represents the entire kama sutra performed in one
} cosmic explosion by two rabbits on Viagra.
}
} But to get back to what you were saying, yes, taste is VERY important
} to me. Most of the clowns we get in here just don't understand.
} If you don't have taste, what do you have? I ask you, what do you have?
} I mean, you can look at what I'm doing, and listen to the music,
} and smell my musky pheromones, and even reach out and touch me, but,
} back me up here (no, not like that!), tell me I'm right -- without
} the tongue getting into it, ya got nothing. Right? Right??
}
} Oh.
}
} Um, well, yeah, that too. Yeah, I guess we ... um ... care about that.
} Yeah. That.
}
} You owe the Oracle an MP3 of Leontyne Price singing "Darling Nikki."
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